Im Not A Taylor Swift Girlie But DAMN SHE DID NOT HAVE TO GO SO HARD

All the recent cowboy!remus fanart and I just have to say:

That is all.

My brain:

KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ WYTTHIAS KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ NIKOLAI KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ KANEJ

I need a 28 episode tv show about them NOWWW

was the trope not found family

WAS THE TROPE NOT FOUND FAMILY

WHY IS THE FAMILY DYING

why mandrake got pussy mouth

it’s always “i love you” and never “a few weeks ago you told me lane had a crush on me. well i have a crush on her too and i know you have very strict rules about dating and boys and i just want you to know that i’m a good person. i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket, i’m healthy, i take care of myself, i floss, i never watch more than thirty minutes of television partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on, i respect my parents, i do well in school, i never play video games in case they do someday prove playing them can turn you into a serial killer, i don’t drink coffee, i don’t drink soda because the carbonation freaks me out, i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it, i don’t mind wearing a tie, i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and i really really wanna take your daughter to her prom. mrs kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.”

its 3:20 am and its 79 degrees florida what the fuck are you on

a list of small iconic things from the first pjo book that i wish was included in the show:

THE PINK POODLE!!! I WANTED THE PINK POODLE SO BADLY OMG NOOO

"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

...big bathtub

Percy actually chopping Crusty's head off (disadvantages of working with disney ig)

obedience school

the trio wearing stupid waterland merch after they stole it (that would have been funny to see)

the bus literally exploding

"live well percy jackson. become a true hero" (the edits would have been CRAZY; edit: maybe not anymore because of fucking tiktok 😒, they wouldve been good on insta)

the police and the news reports (AND PERCY BEING LIKE "oh my stepdad wants to thank you all soooo much, here's all his stuff for free")

sally murdering gabe with medusa's head and selling him for money (disney again i think)

i absolutley LOVED the show, dont get me wrong. these are just minor things that i wished were included but probably werent for a good reason :)

THE WAY ANNABETH WRAPPED HER HAIR UP SLAY BLACK QUEEN SLAY