Why Mandrake Got Pussy Mouth

I'm teetering on the edge of insanity

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK

how come Apollo was punished for Octavian but Ares wasn't punished for helping Luke with the lighting bolt?

AS A ORGINAL WATTPADINAN READER AO3 GIVES ME A FUCKING HEADACHE

he is my barty crouch jr

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

Ma'am your child is obsessed with Rory Culkin

This is the type of girl bossing I need to see on a regular

Your Freaky Funky Friendly Neighborhood Disco-Spider - Earth 1294A - 1982

Diane Pastors of Earth 1294A is Disco-Spider - a roller-skating, record-spinning, bass-playing, web-slinging, Disco Queen! A freedom fighter by choice and a web-head by chance, Disco has Opal the Funk Machine in hand, and her fingers on the pulse of Spider Society HQ! She's here to give you the down-low on campus - or (more likely) talk your ear off about Hobie Brown. She's kinda Not Normal about him.

Got a spidersona? I wanna see them! Just jump in my askbox, or tag me in a post! Catch Disco on Campus and join the

The Spider Society Welcome Committee!

Love Hobie Brown? Have your sona ask about

The Hobie Brown Fanclub!

and get the backstage pass from Diane - one of Hobie's custom guitar picks! (yes ...... rlly) __________________________________________________

a.n: I realized I never actually posted a Spidersona sheet for DiscoSpider - the Spidersona I made solely to ship with Hobie and my current rp obsession. Soooo here it is!! Just a lot of sketches and ideas from the last month. I really love this sona and the community she's let me connect with - all of your sonas are so cool!!

if you've read this far, have interacted with Disco, or have sent your sona in - thank you so much :) i appreciate it

Oh! Almost forgot - BONUS:

Extra Disco Outfits!!

Gay son or thot daughter....

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

sudoku son or word search daughter

big spoon son or little spoon daughter- like actual spoons guys

big Nate son or dork diaries daughter

tea son or coffee daughter

Billy Joel son or David bowie daughter

Lego Ninjago son or Lego friends daughter

Pepper eating son or Pickle eating daughter

The smiths son or Lana del ray daughter

Joe Rogan son or Britany broski daughter

Garfield son snoopy daughter

stocks son or astrology daughter

math son or english daughter

There’s nothing quite like re-reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt and slowly but surely Bunny Corcoran and his antics, his “old man’s” and “dickie boys” become less annoying and more likable, more real and more honest in contrast to the pretentious and arrogant behavior of the rest of the creek class.

Whilst I felt almost relieved when they got rid of him on my first read through, I felt sorry for him on the second one.

My problem is that i think im the coolest mf alive but also the stupidest loser alive

I founded a picture of this guy on Pinterest and I think this is how I imagine Remus in Berlin Angel, so what are you thinking about it?

shoutout to any girls/women who have ever unironically and maliciously been called weird, creepy, scary etc