ALAS I Awake From My Slumber To Find That I Still Am Plagued With The Rory Culkin, Brennan Lee Mulligan

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Remus lupins cowboy boy Era hit the whole Fandom like a truck

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sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw

Ottessa Moshfegh, from My Year of Rest and Relaxation

My problem is that i think im the coolest mf alive but also the stupidest loser alive

my aesthetic? the sound of clicking the keyboard and the mouse

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he should have genetically made his daughter instead of harassing miles.

Just found out Miguel O'Hara is in fact a Geneticist instead of an Astrophysicist.

And I-

'Prodigy level' 😭😭 girl kiss my ass that means nothing

Honestly that's like that girl on TikTok who started digging a tunnel system under her suburban home only to reveal months later that she is in fact a computer engineer rather than an architectural one

but she still thinks that she's qualified to excavate tons of rock from the stone under her house despite the fact that things keep going wrong and said mine is literally filling with water at a rapid pace

Do you know that girl?

Kinda like how Miguel thinks that because he made himself genetically Spiderman he now understands all of the laws of the universe and can prove String Theory even though things keep going wrong and anamolies keep happening

This y'all leader?? You expect me to believe this mfer is educated in magnetohydrodynamics? That man can't tell an astropartical from a cosmic ray are you kidding me

but he's like no... My calculations.. the little glowing lesbian (affectionate) in my watch told me this one black kid in brooklyn broke the universe so it MUST be true also I am very smart

I lied I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Let’s discuss Dostoevsky.