Everything She Says Is So Unbelievably Real I’m Convinced She Can Read My Mind.

how do people casually have online friends

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK

how come Apollo was punished for Octavian but Ares wasn't punished for helping Luke with the lighting bolt?

Only the real ones know

fuck hot girl summer its about to be lonely girl summer

ALAS i awake from my slumber to find that i still am plagued with the Rory Culkin, Brennan lee mulligan brain rot.

You know what's crazy Miguel really be like 'Miles you're not supposed to be Spider-Man' meanwhile-

???????? ? ???

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Ben Reilly a literal clone 🤨😐

Y'all got a test tube baby on the roster.my man was grown in a lab and y'all still talking about 'youre not supposed to be Spider-Man Miles!!'

Fuck being Spider-man that man ain't even supposed to be alive. he's a CLONE. He can't have an Aunt May cause he doesn't have a MOM cause he's A CLONE

Was he even BIT??? Or was he literally created as Spider-man already?? Where's his Peter???? Dead?? At the Society as well??

MIGUEL??!!! YOU DENSE MFER!!!!! YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE!!!!!!!!

college apps actually fucking suck and i will crash out about this shit