Nuk Bottles Are The Best! (btw Makeup On My Hand!)

Babyjuice's New Friend

Masc! Child! Reader x Dad! Beetlejuice

A/N: This is my half of a trade with Bonez, @theogclownboy. I love you so much, bubba!/p You’ve been so supportive of us and have never left. Thank you. Hope this is up to your standards. Also, this is an AU where Lydia and BJ are married, happily. -Mark

CW: None

Beetlejuice’s PoV:

I had to bring Y/N to work today, since Lydia was busy today.

And that’s how we got into this mess.

I had let Y/N play outside with the bugs and snakes, so long as he stayed in the backyard. Now it was time to go home.

“Wan’ take snek!! My friend! No leave him!” Y/N shrieked, a “small” ball python held closely to his chest.

I chuckle at the sight and kneel down to his level. “Bittyjuice, we can’t take him with us. Mama would flip her lid if I let you bring home a snake. Can you give Snek to Papa?”

He shakes his head and sets the snake on his head, still holding it gently.

I sigh and try a different approach.

“Okay, how about this? Papa lets Snek go, and you get to pick whatever creepy crawly you want from the pet store? Yeah?” I offer, hoping he’ll take the bait.

He looks hopeful at that offer. “Snek?”

I smile at him gently, nodding. “Snek.”

Y/N hands me his little friend after giving it a little kiss.

“Bye-bye, Snek!” He chirps as I release the little noodle into the grass and pick him up.

“Ready to go, Babyjuice?” I ask as I carry him in the direction of the nearest pet store.

“More Snek!!” Bittyjuice shrieks, right in my ear.

I chuckle and carry him into the store, having to readjust my grip on him every few seconds due to how much he was bouncing around. I shot a nasty glare at the shopkeeper, who was looking at me like I had kidnapped the lad.

By the time we reached the snake section, Y/N was wriggling like crazy, so I decided to let him wreck havoc.

“Okay, Minijuice, you go pick out a little Snek friend and show Papa so he can buy it, alright?” I tell him before he runs toddles off.

I follow behind him and chuckle when he starts pouting because he’s too short to see the snakes.

I wordlessly picked him up and set him on my hip so he could see all his options.

Y/N takes his time examining each snake, when finally I see his eyes light up and feel him bouncing around on my hip.

“Papa, dat one!!” He squeals. 

I look at where he’s pointing and see that he was pointing at an Albino Ball Python.

I check the price and my eyes pop out of their sockets, making the little one giggle.

“Jeez, kid. You’re really trying to drain Papa’s bank account, huh?” I tease.

He just looks confused.

I shrug and walk to the front counter with my overly energetic toddler, who nearly started crying as he thought we weren’t actually buying the snake.

“Shh, Papa just needs the worker to pull your new friend out for you. I don’t have keys to the enclosure, Littlejuice,” I soothe as I sway back and forth with him.

The worker smiles softly at Y/N, “Which snake did you want, little one?”

“Milk one!” He chirps.

The worker walks over to the snake section and starts to unlock the enclosure for a Milk snake.

“Da white one!” Y/N corrects them.

“Oh, my bad, little dude. I’ll get him for you,” they say, locking up the milk snake and opening the Albino’s case. “This is the one you want, right?”

He nods happily and holds his hands out expectantly for the snake.

The worker smiles and hands him the snake. “He got a name, bud?”

Y/N scrunches up his little face and thinks for a moment.

God, he looks adorable like that.

“Ghost!” He proudly declares.

The worker smiles and nods approvingly. “Great choice, kiddo.”

I nod in agreement. “It suits him.”

They grab a box and place Ghost inside, carrying him to the cash register. “Does he need an enclosure?”

I shake my head. “Y/N, you wanna tell them how many snakes you have at home?”

He immediately starts counting on his fingers, listing off their names.

“Dere’s Pinchy, Knife, Shaky, an’ Scott!” He lists.

The worker chuckles softly and nods. “Those are some good names, bud. So I take it that Ghost will be in good hands, then?”

Y/N nods.

“Good. Well, your total will be $105.36,” they reply.

I pay for the snake and thank the worker for their time.

Lydia was not happy when we returned with yet another snake.

A/N: Thanks so much Bonez! This was so freaking fun to write and I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you for the art, as well!! Maybe we can do this again soon. Love you/p. -Mark

intro to all my cows since i got a new one

Meet Edgar Allen Moo (pun) he goes by he/him/they/them they are libramasc and Vincian (mlnb) he smells of wood and smoke they are with Griella (my other cow) he works as a mortician. his favorite book is Raven and their mental illness is bipolar

this is Griella They go by they/them They are nonbinary and omnisexual they smell of caramel they are with Edgar (another cow) they work at a boba shop their favorite book is Heartstopper and they have OCD and dysphoria.

this is Nikolai (she isn't even a squishmallow but I love him) They go by they/she/he they are intersex and genderfluid and are aroace she is single. he works as a writer she loves Dracula and smells of lavender they also have bpd.

this is Caedia She goes by she/her She is an mtf woman She's pansexual and married to Connor (another cow) her scent is of sweat or gym She works as a destress kickbox coach her favorite book is Song of ahilleans and she gets migraines

this is connor they go by he/they he is a ftm demiboy they are bisexual he smells like butterscotch he is married to caedia they work at barns n noble his favorite book series is percy jackson and they have anxiety.

just wondering why do you post about your boyfriend so much?????? Like it's getting obsessive I came here for age regression content not for you two to be making out online are you still like both of your content but now it's just annoying to see you two posted about each other whatever hope one of you cheat or you two break up because its disgusting, this isn't sfw this is gross content no little needs to see. Do better. Yuck.

Alright CW for people who don't like cussing ^^ response is under the cut

First off fuck you second off I post about him a lot because I love him and we aren't virtually making out. Second off you're being a rude asshole I can tell you've never had the touch of a woman or a man or anyone really and the age regression Community is sorry to have you as a person a part of it if you don't like it bye no one has to look at the art I make I'm not forcing people to and no one is forcing people to look at the art my boyfriend makes for me I posted because I love him and I love everything he does for me and I'm grateful for him I posted because I love him and I love everything he does for me and I'm grateful for him I'm sure you're just jealous I wish I could block you back but I can't because you decided you wanted to be Anon coward you should have showed your true colors so people would know who to stay away from I'm done fuck off if you need to I'm going to keep posting my art and if I want to I'll post about my boyfriend I don't care he's a awesome person that I support and love.

some great books for littles based on age group

0-2

the very hungry catapilar (my fav)

goodnight moon

brown bear, brown bear what do you see?

llama llama red pjama

3-5

the snowman

harry the dirty dog

Pete the cat

pigeon series

6-8

where the wild things are

the magic treehouse

the giving tree

Judy moody

9-10

diary of a wimpy kid

the misfits

warrior cats

wings of fire

10+

percy jackson series

magnus chase

the witch boy

alice and wonderland

bein' an extra cute bunny boi ^^

Rachel Elizabeth Dare cg headcanons TW: food, meds

🎨 while she paints she would give you a coloring book or do fingerpainting

🔮 she lets you play with her hair

🎨 is fine with any cg title but her main favorites are Mama or sissy

🔮 when you don't want bathtime she will pretend to get a vision and go

"I'm getting a vision *GASP* it says if you don't have a bath you cant nap next to me oh no!"

🎨 has to convince you to brush your hair and teeth (she is the one who ends up brushing your hair)

🔮 lets you connect the dots with her arm/leg freckles

🎨 is very good at holding you in her arms and cuddling you

🔮 as she takes her meds for cluster headaches (from all the visions hurting her head), she reminds you to take your meds too (if any)

🎨 teaches you colors and what to mix to make other colors and pigments

🔮 if you use sippy cups or bottles she will hold it for you while you drink

So sorry if this is weird but I saw you post about the lack of Tokyo ghoul agere content and I freakin agree!! If you want any fics im more than open to requests I just suck at coming up with ideas on my own

yeah!!! maybe we could do a trade? like i make you art/a fic and you can make a fic? we don't have to just an idea!!

since the first day of Hanukkah is right around the corner I painted this cow wood thing his name is hank the Hanukkah heifer now I have to figure out what milk he produces (yes its a he I didn't think all the way through so ig he's trans) can yall leave some suggestions in the comments I want to write him a little story ^^

@puppykyleagere

starting a tag game! take this quiz to find out what kind of shark you are, reblog with your results, and tag a few people you think would enjoy :) i’ll go first!

i think this is pretty accurate!!

no pressure tags: @leftsquarebracket @aanalytic @zetto52sd @forkinthegarbagedisposal @chipadip @rosebian

anyone else is welcome to join too <3

This is an amazing drawing ny little one did for me of him and me

Moments like these i adore being a caregiver where i get to see my baby's drawings and see how cute he is @theogclownboy