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Welcome to Helluva Boss, a TV show review in song parody form

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Have a look around

Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found

We’ve got episodes monthly

And merch drops for days

So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays

Welcome to Helluva Boss

A bold new take on Hell

Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell

Don’t say that we’re sexist

Millie’s not ignored, haha

She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

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At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur

Be horny

Be sleepy

Be just plain confused

We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Come on, bring a friend

Here’s a fun antagonist

We highly doubt you’ll see again

We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks

Except we changed our minds and now

It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Views are down the drain

We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine

We’re out of animators

The critics are mean

We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween

See a washed-up pop star’s

Freshly washed car, be in pain

Steal our employees’ work and

Blacklist them if they complain

Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,

Love stories you’d find on Wattpad

He’s a rapist because he’s sad

His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad

Here's the show's only non-psycho

Committing awful crimes

Here's the exact same character arcs

That we’ve done a thousand times

Here’s the puny pay rate

For our animators

Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Octonauts telling 2 sentence horror stories:

Barnacles:

Kwazii:



Peso:

Shellington:

Dashi:

Tweak:

Professor Inkling:

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

I got arti and riv plushies! First these guys, then the world!

Ignore the background were redoing my room so its messy and my new bed isn't here yet-

Silly little headshot of an Angel Dust redesign but holy shit his canon design is TERRIBLE

what the fuck is this. Why is his head shape like defined by fluff…that’s so weird. That is not a spider. HIS BOOTS ARE LIKE GLUED TO HIS FEET??? WHY. VIVZIEPOP WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MY BOY??? Also his gloves look like kitchen gloves (I don’t know if that’s the actual name of them but I’m pretty sure I was close enough). His outfit is also weird…girlie why are your stripes going sideways what happened to you??? Why does he have four arms instead of six (yes I know he has like a retractable pair of arms or some bullshit along those lines but that doesn’t really count). I could go on for ages about how weird his design is and how poorly his character is handled but I’m just going to cut it off here.

It has all the flaws Vivzie’s character designs have but on steroids (too much clutter, so skinny he could just get blown away by the wind, and not looking like the thing their supposed to be based off). Also she didn’t give him a spider tail and that’s a crime against humanity /hj.

Trying to prove a point

REBLOG IS YOU THINK AROACE / aro/ ace PEOPLE ARE A VALID PART OF THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY , LIKE IF YOU DON’T

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!