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This one

For a second i thought this was a sixpenceee story lol

That Contact Lens You Dropped? This is Where it Wound Up

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My boyfriend and I found this on an abandoned building in Winter Garden FL. It reads: warning from the goat man. 1.) Eat or be eaten 2.) beware the camera RED EYES!!!! 3.) cover your footprints. Walk on your hands.

Thought you might be interested! Also, if anyone knows anything about the Goat Man feel free to message me about it! We tried Googling but, there isn’t much about him.

Submitted to me by unic0rnofthesea.

I saw this and thought, "huh, that's a funny caption edit" AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Oh my GOD do I miss this

After work shred. No filter needed

I would be perfectly ok with a mass genocide of my entire kind right now

Smh #stopwhitepeople2015