Spooky-levi-dildo - Nature Shit Yeah

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Today, I fucked up... by finding a bag of weed on the ground

I live in a small midwest college town so used rubbers, beer cans, and puddles of vomit on the sidewalks are all everyday encounters. But today I was walking down the main party street coming back from playing frisbee with my dog. I’m standing on the corner waiting to cross the street, looking back and forth, when I spot it. Laying on the ground in a cornered off plastic sandwich bag was what had to be at least an eighth of weed. It’s a Saturday afternoon and there are people fucking everywhere. Socially awkward as I am, I figure I can’t just bend down and pick it up for fear of someone seeing me. Luckily I have this dog leash that has a poop bag dispenser built in so I’m like, yeah just pick it up and put it in the non-see-through poop bag. So I do, and I cross the street. I walk for a minute I’m still 10 blocks away from my apartment but off of the main party street and my curiosity starts to get the best of me. I glance around and don’t think anyone is paying attention to me. I reach into the poop bag and open the internal bag of “shit” to check the quality of the goods. Part of me says the price is right so what do you care? But caught up in the moment, and blinded by the concept of free weed; I reach my hand in just to cop a feel of a nug and then foolishly brought the compound bag to my face for a quick sniff. As my nostrils flooded with the smell of sweet cheeba my eyes and ears filled with the sights and sounds of some dude yelling from his deck at me, with at least 20 people around him, “I JUST WATCHED THAT FUCKIN’ GUY FINGER FUCK THAT BAG OF DOG SHIT AND SMELL IT!” My fantasy world came crashing down around me in an instant and the only thing I could think to say was, “ baaaAAHHH…IT’S GOOD SHIT!” Then proceeded to run home and attempted to wipe my short-term memory with free shit-bag weed. Needless to say I’ll never walk down that street again.

by NotVeryMagicMike

The ski lift to heaven

you’re so beautiful i forgot my pickup line

I reaaaaaallly want to try and buy some things on the wish list

Please read guys

So yet again, I’m asking for your help. As most of my followers know I am a sixteen year old girl fighting a very serious illness that my little brother is also showing signs of. Me and my brother are like best friends and I want the best for him in life. He’s only seven. This is us:

My family isn’t exactly wealthy and all my money is going towards my medical expenses. However, as me and Luke are both still growing, we need new clothes, and as we are human beings we need other little things like toiletries and things that make life a little brighter. I hate asking for things and I’ve had to do a lot of that for the past year, it kills me that I can’t do what I need to for my brother but at least he knows I love him and he is happy. I’m not going to ask, but I am going to leave my wish lists here for anyone who would maybe want to take a look. 

We are 16 and 7 years old, we are okay and we are happy, but there are some necessities in life that I just cannot afford. So thank you to anyone who does take a look, and I want to thank the people who have already been generous enough to help us - you have no idea how appreciated your support is in this family. 

My little brothers wish list 

My wish list 

Thank you lovely people, no hate please, I’m having a hard time lately and I can’t handle any hatred. 

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Welp never mind my reblog got sucked into a black hole or something

things i hate about bandom (feel free to add)

-most of you ignore travie (gee i wonder why) -how dangerously close to superwholock levels of elitism the clique is -yall think youre punk when you couldnt be farther from it -the fact that you cant wrap your heads around mcr’s breakup -when you tweet to band members about your stupid ships -most of bandom is the epitome of “pizza netflix touch my butt uwu” -you take yourselves WAY too seriously

I think I should reblog this

I think you should reblog this

Can we just look at the guy next to her who wants to be a flexasaurus