I Think I Should Reblog This

Dude that thing is like final fantasy big

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

Anal Prolapse Suffocation by Infant Anhialator

What is your favorite song to snowboard to? (:

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

You can comment on these things???

STOP COMMENTING ON THE CHAT POST

YOU CAN'T CHAIN ME DOWN, ASSHOLE

Oh god

I am going to live there. Forever. PERIOD.

Celestial |  Wayne Boland

Step 1. Don't

My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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This is great

Fuck I only made it to Rin before I lost it

Naruto + last words

IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LISTENING TO MCR

Ugh I need new songs to listen to any suggestions anyone