And Then I Thought: "what If Jean Just Rode Himself?"

JFC why didn't you guys just write the books like holy fucking shit

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

Holy shit... That's cool

Is it wrong to laugh at this

This headstone was spotted in Goldfield, Nevada. (Source)

Welp never mind my reblog got sucked into a black hole or something

things i hate about bandom (feel free to add)

-most of you ignore travie (gee i wonder why) -how dangerously close to superwholock levels of elitism the clique is -yall think youre punk when you couldnt be farther from it -the fact that you cant wrap your heads around mcr’s breakup -when you tweet to band members about your stupid ships -most of bandom is the epitome of “pizza netflix touch my butt uwu” -you take yourselves WAY too seriously

Swiggity smooth mcbooty 4000

This is just so that my friend can find me on tumblr, please ignore lol

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A ROMANTIC EVENING OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING

Contributing to the first Japanese meme of 2015

More reason to hate the bandom in my reblog previous to this one. Idc if u check my blog just look at this post

things i hate about bandom (feel free to add)

-most of you ignore travie (gee i wonder why) -how dangerously close to superwholock levels of elitism the clique is -yall think youre punk when you couldnt be farther from it -the fact that you cant wrap your heads around mcr’s breakup -when you tweet to band members about your stupid ships -most of bandom is the epitome of “pizza netflix touch my butt uwu” -you take yourselves WAY too seriously

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.