JFC Why Didn't You Guys Just Write The Books Like Holy Fucking Shit

JFC why didn't you guys just write the books like holy fucking shit

So I Was Rereading Harry Potter, When I Came Across This And Thought- What If Instead Of Cedric Diggory,

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

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Guys Christianity is a very oppressed religion and I don't see y u can't understand that like wth *starts a 3 year war in the comments*

Since everything looks like a youtube comments section, I think it’s time we acted like this is a youtube comments section.

9 years ago
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Just realized i do nothing but shitpost on tumblr, so here's a pepe that i stole from some obscure meme page.


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9 years ago

Dude idek if I could survive that kind of torture

After Work Shred. No Filter Needed
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9 years ago

FUCK

A Story To Scare My Son, By Reddit User OvenFriend

A Story to Scare My Son, by reddit user OvenFriend

“Son, we need to have a chat about Internet Safety.” I slowly crumpled down onto the floor next to him. His laptop was open and he was playing Minecraft on a public server. His eyes were locked into the action. Comments scrolled down the side of the screen in a chat box. “Son, can you stop your game for a minute?”

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9 years ago

Fuck, dude. Fuck.

why are these notes like my father

9 years ago

God has left us #helpme #scared #wtf #lmao #why #minions

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I have seen satan himself

10 years ago

Congratulations, you've become a part of the "mentally haunted by Attack on Titan" association!

I’m gonna start watching Attack on Titan

Wish me luck

9 years ago
NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks
And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

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spooky-levi-dildo - Nature Shit Yeah
Nature Shit Yeah

We all need to just snowboard and then eat some snow and snowboard some more and go camping in the wilderness and eat berries that will give us diarrhea and also we should sacrifice Bear Grylls to the nature sprites and FUCKING NATUUUUUUUUUURE also hi my last name is French like literally the word French

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