Chai R

I made a half-joke once that martin is constantly about eight seconds away from murder and the only way he keeps himself from committing violence is by making tea. I think i was right

ok, i have finally gotten to season 5, and i have got to say one thing. this fanbase infantilizes martin to Hell and back and i do NOT understand how you can do it if you finished this damn podcast, i understand hes very sweet and he has a really cute voice but from 165 to 175 i think i have heard him pretty cheerfully ask jon to kill people about twice per episode on average,

I realized something about michael last night that i haven’t converted from “rant in friend’s dms” so I’ll just put the conclusion here and elaborate later: michael distortion’s horror is mostly Hunt-oriented actually (fair bit of Eye too), not Spiral

Jon, lying awake at 2 am: why am i like this

The Eye: neurodivergence wiki, asexuality wiki, probably some other wikis

Jon: that was rhetorical also what

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I was trying to express something about jon’s eyes, but unfortunately the mental word processing crashed and it came out as “imagine having a glow in the dark boyfriend”. So there you go that’s the new post

Sorry if i just spam liked several dozen posts on your account i swear im not a bot im just being autistic 😭

I forgot a reason (credit to @bone-rose171 for the image)

As far as i can tell, there are three main reasons people like rocks:

1: spiritual

2: geology

3: shiny

People who fall into one (or more) of these categories get equally excited about rocks, just different rocks and for different reasons. We need more rock appreciation in the world

This interaction in a nutshell

(Original image by mogry331)

Sometimes I feel guilty for being a human

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aAAAAA them! theyre so

the hug!! aaaaah they both need one

and the c u p p a and the sugar free monster, aka the two most important parts of jash lore

If you are still doing requests.... I request Soul and Whole interaction. I know it cannot happen in canon. This is my copium

Here they are! The guys! Slightly cursed beverage buddies if you will!

Martin would be genuinely horrified by my tea tastes.

Let me tell you how i make my tea. I boil water, pour it in the mug with the tea bag. So far so good.

And then i forget it exists for a half hour.

Result: lukewarm tea (sometimes reheated in microwave), steeped half to death, no sugar or milk. And i LOVE it.