Sometimes People Ask If It's ADD Or ADHD, And I'll Let You In On A Little Secret:

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

So you have long arms with wheels, but how long is the rest of you? Are your arms in proportion to your body?

* picks you up and tenderly carries you around with me, hugging you to my chest like a soft, fuzzy animal. * :)

You can try! But my arms are like 7'3" and have wheels at the ends

One time i got an email that someone had kudosed some of my works from two different fandoms and was like “omg they like two things that i also like!! And they went to my account to read more of my stuff!! :D”

How y’all THINK fanfic authors react when you send multiple comments on different fics: Ugh, another comment from them? Wow, I don’t appreciate how they enjoy what I write. :(

How fanfic authors actually react: OH MY GOD ANOTHER COMMENT? They must be on a marathon! I hope they read my recent whump fic and tell me what they think. Their kindness will be what drives me to finish my current WIP!!!! I WON’T FAIL YOU, NEW READER.

Honestly feel free to bother me if we arent mutuals too. Anything but more bots

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

For a long time I didn’t care about Breekon and Hope. Okay, spooky delivery guys with a coffin, cool, next thing. And then Hope died and I listened to every time Breekon was around without him and augh this puts it so well

uno how aristophanes belived there were three sexes: male, female and androgynous, who had male and female sex organs, two sets of limbs and two faces. the gods believed them to be too strong and so split the androgynous humans into two beings. they would long for their other half and would spend their lives looking for the matching half of their human whole. that's what today wld be referred to as soulmates.

thats how i think of breekon and hope. two halves of a being that was once one, a long long time ago. they are two parts of a perfect whole, never meant to have been separated. and i dont think its necessarily romantic, because your soulmate isnt always your romantic or sexual interest, they are just whoever makes you whole. and love is just the persuit of wholeness.

The really funny thing about being three-dimensional creatures is that we really cannot conceive of two dimensions. I've probably seen Euclid and Scalene drawn in three-dimensional space twice or maybe three times as many times as I've seen them drawn in two-dimensional space. We just love adding dimensions to things, and we all know what Bill looks like when turned on his side, so surely his parents are like that too! Never mind that the only reason Bill is remotely three-dimensional is because he kind of broke reality.

I need to be shaped like a weird stick and be unseen

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