Buzzword Cheat Sheet To Get Attention Of Mutuals:

I love this fandom

ugly

I FOUND YOUR ACCOUT HAHA /not trying to be creepy I swear you just showed up on my dashboard randomly

hello!

HAII i didnt see this and also its nit creepy its nice ti see you found me

The urge to bother my mutuals

If you are making a boy character into a girl character for a gender swap art thing you better put that bulk back on that girl or so help me. You think girls are allergic to muscles? To fat? Do you think big bulky butch women are imaginary or something?? If that boy is as wide as a fridge that girl better be a deep freezer. Cowardice. Rights for women that are built like a tank!

Stannarrator is not that easy. I love the cute and sweet stannarrator, and I like to think that they end up like that after a while (with a seemingly infinite amount of time, a lot can happen, including them fixing their shit and getting over their wussy problems like adults). However, there is no way in hell that it gets to that point easily. There’s bound to be problems.

me the boys (my past versions)

I hate him so much. He’s paying for my medical bills.

I’m physically ill bc of this season.

(affectionate)

(kind of)

Neil, you’re beautiful BASTARD

So I took the “what common trope are you” personality test thing.

I think it was pretty accurate.

Anyway,

What if human ears were floppy like golden retriever ears, but still shaped like human ears

Just floppy skin discs attached to the side of your head

Better yet, what if your teeth were like ooblec, and were constantly just like flabby and flaccid until you eat, but they're still kind of squishy

Imagine talking with these just like jiggly bones moving around in your mouth

So it's basically like you only have gums, but with wobbly bones, and it's really hard to not bite them when you're talking

Like when you bite your tongue

Do teeth have nerves?

They do in fact have nerves.

So it would be just very painful a lot of the time because you’d bite your teeth a lot.

I’m sorry but also, like, not?