So I took the “what common trope are you” personality test thing.
I think it was pretty accurate.
Anyway,
What if human ears were floppy like golden retriever ears, but still shaped like human ears
Just floppy skin discs attached to the side of your head
Better yet, what if your teeth were like ooblec, and were constantly just like flabby and flaccid until you eat, but they're still kind of squishy
Imagine talking with these just like jiggly bones moving around in your mouth
So it's basically like you only have gums, but with wobbly bones, and it's really hard to not bite them when you're talking
Like when you bite your tongue
Do teeth have nerves?
They do in fact have nerves.
So it would be just very painful a lot of the time because you’d bite your teeth a lot.
KIM! KIM KITSURAGI!!!! IT'S!!!! IT'S HIM!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE GUY
I was half asleep and wrote this in the notes app in the middle of a nap and decided to draw it.
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
aggressively growls and pisses fish people while griddying my way to you
WHO ARE YOU WHY IS EVERYONE PRODUCING FISH I JUST WOKE UP WHAT
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE BACK, BACK I SAY
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