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frankie and i got really high and went to spray paint the skate park at last night and frankie, a bug nerd, tried to write “bugs rule” at the bottom of the skate bowl, but they got distracted and wrote, super huge, “BUGS RUG” and we were trying so hard to not die of laughter so the cops didnt come but we were WHEEZING on our backs at the bottom of the bowl in complete darkness. we went back in the morning and took a pic. u can also see the trans anarchy symbol i did.

oUCH

…are you ACTUALLY SHITTING ME

just had to thwack ‘em with my parasol one more time smh

l o n g b a b y

My Beautiful Son

hol up that sounds kinda adorable

Raise your hand if you want a big giant plant guardian with lil eyeball flowers that watch you curiously

absolutely not but you do you fdhsajfhdsjkfhkj

YO THIS USED TO BE MY SHIT AND NOW IT'S BACK

I'M GLAD SOMEBODY PUT THIS HERE

{Yokune Ruko is confirmed to be 90% male.}

{Probably gonna call Ruko a "he" from now on. Please don't correct me.}

{Happy Cinco de Mayo and have a good night.}

One of the ones me and my friends play is called "Fish Fry" which is basically the more intense form of Two Truths and a Lie. You tell three crazy stories about things that happened to you in your life that your friends or other players have never heard you talk about, and then have them guess which is a tall tale.

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖓

The allure of the Moon has a place in our hearts, and whilst it remains a mystery to us, something we know and something we feel is the strong magick and connection that surrounds it. The Moon affects the oceans of the earth and the cycles of nature. Animals of all kinds are more active during the full moon, weather is more intense during new moons, human pregnancy incubation is calculated by lunar cycles…

The moon has many appearances in folklore, and it plays a very profound role in witchcraft and spell casting, for the subconscious mind is ruled by the Moon. And by becoming acquainted with all the phases of the Moon and it’s many faces, and how to apply them into your magickal practice, its energy will guide you to a deeper connection with nature and magick all around you. Your life could be transformed by working with the different energies of the Moon.

When casting spells you are working with the subconscious mind, the elements, and a higher energy. The Moon is accessed and its transformational powers utilised. So it is always a good idea (with any form of spell casting, working with the moon or not) to make sure you are in a calm and focused state of mind before you begin, and you can do this in many ways, like using meditation. If you are patient, waiting for the correct phase of the Moon, you will enhance the results of your spell casting, and any magickal activity.

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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔓𝔥𝔞𝔰𝔢𝔰

🍁Waxing crescent: motivation, attraction, success.

🍁First quarter: creativity, divination, calming.

🍁Waxing gibbous: refine, observe, good health.

🍁Full moon: charging, cleansing, power, clarity, healing, reflection.

🍁Waning gibbous: undoing bindings, undoing curses, introspect.

🍁Third quarter: banishing, breaking negative habits, breaking curses.

🍁Waning crescent: balance, success, wisdom.

🍁New moon: new beginnings, cleansing, clarity, reflection, fresh start.

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hey I made it funnier

Behold the accuracy