Browsing Fanart Is A Roadtrip Thru

Controversial opinions I had when I was a new human:

-Pronouncing Tulips “too-lips” is both an inaccurate descriptor and also strange and therefore the way I incorrectly pronounce it (toodle-ips) is much better

-climbing trees is not setting a bad example unless you’re bad at it

-chicken nuggets dipped in chocolate pudding is good

-there is no reason to straighten my covers when I have no guests

-top sheets are evil and also useless

-calling outer space and the gaps between words and a general expanse all “space” is confusing

-the fact that the sun is so huge and yet the earth makes a hard shadow on the moon is very weird

-baby it’s cold outside and I love rock and roll are both creepy songs

Does anyone else ever distinctly remember doing smth u have been meaning to do and then it ends up being a dream you had so you have to do it all over again?

Did you know that you have a face

Today while adventuring during low tide I found:

- 1 sock

- 4 golf balls

- kitchen knife

- suspicious burnt wood thing

- shipwreck

- broken fancy cane

- Good Stick

- door to fake kids safe

- tire that was 50% barnacle

- my will to live

Average attempt at communication with adhd.

Particularly stupid words I cannot seem to conquer when attempting to type thoughtlessly:

- hte

-becasue

-threfroe

Sometimes life is normal and sometimes u walk into a Costco and a giant skeleton is looking at u from over the tops of the aisles

Me, minding my entire business:

My brain: “Rockin.’ Rockin’ and rollin.’ Round down that beach I was strollin’”

When I woke. Up this morn.

My cat had, threw up all down the ladder

That leads up to my bed.

I said “honey, my baby, you cute shit

I need my hekkin ladder

To get cleaning supplies.”

She just looked up, from the floor

Where she jumped

As if to stare in judgement

About why I was stuck

But now I had to get down

From my bed

Either from vomit ladder

Or from rib-breaking rails