Spenjelly - No Thoughts, Only Thoughts

Random internet stuff that refuses to leave my brain (mostly memes):

-“it’s the one thing you can’t replace” photo thief

-free real estate meme guy with 8 eyes being a spider saying his thing

-the LOTR meme that people always hooked up to the wrong part of the scene (one does not simply, but they put the img where he says “the great eye”)

-cut my life into pieces, this is my chocolate baagakdhsgakhdhs

-the milk video, soup video, and “my berries”

-the theme that plays in Alphys’ lab

-the plane full of arrows that flew over that island

-sad cotton candy raccoon

-I love you Mr bubz

-starving child who desires chicken nugger, sweer potato, and French fried menu story

-hello darkness my old friend Elmo

What random stuff has cursed y’all with its unending presence?

Kyojuro kept sight in his eye, even if the lid was damaged. Him and Uzui are besties. Despite his father’s comments on his appearance, Kyojuro does not cover his scarring.

Uzui offered to make him a patch if he wanted one but thought it was flashy that Kyojuro chooses to bear his scars with confidence.

Kyojuro tries not to think about his father’s opinion. He appreciates keeping his depth perception, and keeps eyedrops and salve from Shinobu to care for his injury on the long term. He does not love the reminder of his weakness, but at the same time, it is a reminder that he did his job; he protected the kids and came home to his family.

Strange thing a customer has said to me #476:

“You look kinda Asian, like my daughter. So if you like it, she’ll like it.”

I am built for digging in moss and making art and exploring rivers and befriending friendly wildlife and giving out daisy chains and origami

Not like. Standing for half the day and trying to read minds and make repetitive motions while over 50 feet from windows.

Odd things that have occurred around me:

> childhood neighbor with house full of dolls who may or may not have poisoned her husband to death got their house randomly cleaved in half by a fallen tree

> our black cat named midnight disappeared never to be found again on Halloween night

> our other cat lived longer than her body functioned and refused to go even after the first shot to put her down. She was 23.

> My mom left a traveling group early. The next day they all got in a crash. Most died, one was made paraplegic.

> Got rear-ended in a car-totaling crash that shoved us right between a light pole and a steep hill

> Told my cousin I didn’t believe in ghosts and was rewarded an hour later with a store cooler door swinging open as I passed it for no reason.

> Heard what sounded like radio chatter very quietly in my headphones on and off for a couple weeks

> Had a visceral, vivid dream that I got kidnapped, lived there for years with other kids, then the police and our families came but none of us wanted to leave because we felt it was home. I can still remember exactly what The Compound looked like, where I kept my things, my secret stash, my team, and the area we trained in. (I have had many vivid dreams but this one messed me up for days)

The scene in lotr where pippin sneaks the palantir at night always kinda cracks me up bc:

-pippin’s wiggle of discomfort reminds me of cat videos

-Aragorn bursts in the door and just goes “rAAGh,” takes it from pip, and instantly goes noodle

-Gandalf throwing a blanket at the Evil Orb

To everyone who says “you need to find a place to keep your things so you won’t lose them and keep them there every time”:

Bold of you to assume I am aware of setting something down.

I hold things and then they disappear into the abyss.

Sketched the bois.

Never wanna draw sabito’s half of the haori ever again 💀

I didn’t mean to make giyuu look so sad but eh

Huge fan of the face I caught this duck making

Arright my more experienced friends, I need some brainstorming. Some ideas, if you will.

One of my favorite sweatshirts has finally gone from “I’ll just say this spill happened today” stained to “This is a paint shirt” stained

But. So has a whole load of my laundry. So! I want to save, at the very least, the whale and some of the flowers (embroidered directly onto the fabric, from Jeana Draws).

I have no idea what to do though. If it was a patch, I’d remove it and place it somewhere else. If it was just the sleeves or just the body, I’d just remove one or the other and see new bits on. Alas, motor oil and a machine washed chapstick have attacked both.

Any ideas on how to recycle these bits into something else wearable?