Ohhh [fictional Character With Worse Mental Health Than Me] Save Meeeee From This Cruel World.

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for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time

(transcript under the cut)

Clip 1:

Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 2:

Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]

Clip 3:

Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 4:

Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 5:

Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 6:

Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]

Clip 7:

Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.

Clip 8:

Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.

Cause and Effect 🥀🐻‍❄️

qCellbit getting super into skateboarding is like. It’s like when he told Richarlyson that he’d never had a picnic before arriving on the island. He grew up in a war zone, he doesn’t remember anything from before that

So Cellbit is skateboarding with his kids. Maybe he’s a bit old to be wearing a silly “skater hat” and he’s too old to be doing kickflips instead of doing taxes, but like. He never got to play when he was a kid. But the past is in the past, and the present is what matters

So Cellbit is into skateboarding now. He thinks he would’ve liked it as a kid if he’d been given the chance, but that’s in the past, so it doesn’t matter. He likes it now, and that’s all that matters to him. So what if he can’t sleep at night and so what if his husband doesn’t look at him most days and so what if his hands itch for a blade to drive into his own stomach when he isn’t distracted? None of that matters, because he can do a sick kickflip on his skateboard and impress his two kids, and that’s it.

@nobody-707-blog @moon-stupid a genti...

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

i agree with some things here buuuut he should still communicate more with the admins

we as the public dont need to know everything but the manipulation and leaks part would be easier if he talked with the admins and us as the consumers

sorry if i made any mistake eng is not my first language

translation;

"its insane quack made a statement in the discord

its point by point what ive been saying for 2 weeks mdrrr"

"basically:

- priority number 1: find a way to financially support everybody. [quackity] doesnt want volunteers because he understands that legally it is too risky, especially with the work laws in other countries that he does not know about.

- if the financial situation is good enough, we bring back the actors, but in the meantime theyre on hold. there are no updates because he doesnt want to make any false promises to them.

- theres little communication because of the legal pressure and due to the partial leaks which can be twisted.

- hes restructuring the entire studio and how it works, and it takes a lot of time. he also doesnt want to pressure too many people currently working to adapt so quickly to these changes. (im guessing its a major overhaul to how everything works[/working methods])"

¹: this is actually diverted i think? but i translated it as "cause issues" or "be wrong" because i think it comes across better? got help and it seems its better translated as "twisted"!

Precision art lines and color spreads

🌈q!cellbit if you don’t mind :)

gay (and ace) and happy!

Sorry for going into a lovedrunk bloodthirsty craze and hunting you for sport, it will happen again.