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The Official “Phase Three” F.A.Q!

The protest is starting in ONE WEEK on February 1st 12 am est and extends until February 8, 12 am est. I’ve answered the most common questions about the protest above, so make sure to read over everything before sending an ask!

Log off for a week at these dates and times: 

Jan 31:

PST- 9 pm.

MST- 10 pm.

CST- 11pm. 

Feb 1: 

EST-12 am. 

GMT- 5 am.

CET- 6 am.

AET- 4 pm. 

If you don’t see your timezone, use this link. 

On every day from the start of the protest until the end, tweet to the following about why you’re participating in the protest and what you want to be done. Tag each tweet with #phasethree2019. 

@tumblr @tumblrsupport @verizon @yahoo @jeffdonof 

Also, make sure to report the app on the Google Play Store and the App store for “Hateful or Abusive content” due to the hate groups on here. 

Make sure to follow us here, and on Twitter at @logoffprotest ! Thank you for your support. 

Prepare for trouble… make it double…

CHAPTER TITLES 3 (extra long edition to celebrate 10k)

I Don’t Like This

I’m Trying But They’re Hot

The Circle Of Idiots

Thanks, I Hate It

My Icy Heart! It’s Melting!

It May Be Stupid But At Least Nobody Can Call Me A Wuss

That Was A Lot Easier Than Expected

How Was My Innocent Mind Supposed To Know That

Funny Story (Ben Drowned)

I’ll Go Down In History As The Worlds Biggest Idiot

The Fellowship of the Thing

At Least There’s A Dog

I Came, I Saw, I Left

A Paycheck’s A Paycheck

And Then I Didn’t

It’s Unnecessary But It Establishes Power

Boy, That Sure Was Weird

Interesting Concept But Poor Execution

You Should’ve Seen Their Face

I Defied Death For This

There’s Something Hilarious About Being Both A Perfectionist and A Procrastinator

Pasta La Vista

Its me. I am the April Fool.

Pure Unbridled Rage

Third Base Is Calming My Panic Attack

I Need Validation But Also Nobody To Know Me

Terrifying. I Love It.

Killed For Sport

Ironically Alive

[Character Name] and the Fortress of Trust Issues

Previously On: Chaotic Stupid

Scully, You’re Not Gonna Believe This

Capri Sun Captain

Cool, Im Outta Here

Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool

All I Do Is Wear Cool Outfits, Tell Jokes and Hide My Depression

Is That A Coping Mechanism?

Who Invited The Flock Of Seagulls

Power Move: No Skill Needed, Just Be Amused By Confusion

Is This A Cutscene

Welcome To The Trash House

Item: Doubt

Confrontation Scares Me

I Live For Destruction

Chapter 1: Yes, I’m Rewriting Everything

I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood

*The Pink Panther Theme Song*

I Regret Everything

The Dark Side Of Ambition

Patting My Own Shoulder

I’m Going To Make This Weird

Ability Acquired: Existential Crisis

Level Up

This Is The Sad Part

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Begrudgingly Saving The World

Why What How

This Is Everything I Never Wanted

Why Did I Do That

This Is Too Intense

Ripley: I’ve only had Newt for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

“I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.”

-to all the couples out there

Hey people, so, this is kinda a last-ditch effort considering that I've got basically no people following me, but maybe some people will see it via the tags or something. Basically, I watched the documentary series "Don't F*ck With Cats" on Netflix earlier, and I just realised that, well, it was a lot heavier than I bargained for. I don't have any idea why I didn't just turn it off at the time. I've got slight anxiety/paranoia issues anyway, and this really isn't helping. My thoughts just keep drifting back to the documentary/the content of the documentary... Which is very dark. Animal abuse, serial killers... etc. Does anybody have any ideas on how to calm down and stop myself from freaking out over this/stop worrying about being murdered by a serial killer/stop my thoughts from drifting back to the documentary? Thanks so much to anybody that can help. :) PS: Please tell me if I missed any tags that would be suitable here/trigger warnings, or if my trigger warning tags aren't up to standard! (I heard that there are different conventions that change every so often, but I'm not up to date.)

“All the legends are true.”

Let’s keep fighting for our show guys!!! 

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

alright I’m not sure how this works but here we go. so my friend saw this post:

and didn’t think much of it until she got a text saying the very thing the post was warning about.

SHE’S 14 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGNAL BOOST THIS! THAT LINK COULD POTENTIALLY BE DANGEROUS. PLEASE SHARE THIS AND PLEASE, PLEASE BE SAFE & CAREFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME