Post Patrol Shenanigans

J'onn POV:

(A gift for their martian mom)

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

Since the tiktokification of IHNMAIMS I fervently believe the next to go will be All tomorrows, I'm starting to see it. I can't wait for twink Qu fanart, truly mean it

Absolute Trinity's first meeting.

Numbers that can’t be divisible by 5 are funnier than numbers that can be divided by 5 because they’re needlessly specific. Except in some cases for very small or very large numbers.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything being 42? Funny because it’s needlessly specific.

Patrick from SpongeBob looking at a store stacked with hundreds of mattresses and saying there’s ten of them? Funny because it’s a small number.

If a character wishes to estimate how many soldiers are approaching a nearby town and you want to make it funny you can do one or the other or you can combine the two.

My lord, there are five soldiers coming, we must strengthen our defenses!

Or

How many soldiers are there? Nine thousand, three hundred and forty seven, sir. I counted twice. They lost one the second time to falling off a cliff.

Or

There’s sixteen soldiers approaching, sir. Only sixteen? Yes. It’s a good number, sixteen. Divisible by four.

made a thing to help convince my friends and family to join me in the LMK hole EDIT: If you're convinced by this and are wondering where to watch it, DM me, I have my ways ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I just found out about the colour pallets on Tumblr

I swear this is the best social media app ever

oh my god i haven’t checked tags yet but please PLEASE tell me there is wardstone chronicles side of tumblr

batfam in a nutshell