Finney: Sorry It Took So Long To Bail You Out Of Jail.

Eddie: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Griffin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Vance: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Robin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Billy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Finney:

Finney: I have emotional scars.

Eddie talking about Steve to Dustin

Steve: whoa. look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Eddie: that would be my home.

Steve: oh and it is LOVELY. you know, you're really quite a decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Eddie: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi!

Mike: Eddie, NO!

Enid: Do you think I’m ugly?

Wednesday: It’s not about looks, Enid. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Enid: Wednesday...

Wednesday: For example, someone's heart.

Enid: Aw... Stop it-

Wednesday: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Enid: Seriously, stop.

Steddie makes more sense just on the basis that Eddie actively “adopts” freshmen loners who need friends/found family, and Steve wants six little nuggets. Steve go get ur perfect man.

Steve to Tammy Thompson