Bruce: Are You The Big Spoon Or The Little Spoon?

Lexa : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Clarke: wHat?

Lexa : I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Clarke: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?

Vance: Kill them

Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vance: Kill them only a little?

Steve: I love you

Eddie: Like jokingly?

Steve: Excuse me?

Eddie: You’re joking right?

Steve, grabbing Eddie's hand, with a straight face: I would kill for you

Eddie: Steve you’re so funny!

Steve, heartbroken: God you’re so dumb

Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Star: I really care about your feelings!

Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Steve is a Disney princess confirmed

Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-

Let them be healthy, God damn yall.

Max: Some people are like slinkies.

Dustin: What?

Max: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Dustin:

Dustin: Please don't push Mike down the stairs-

Max, pushing mike down the stairs: Too late.

Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Bruce: Sentences.

Vance: Don't interrupt me.

Fruity four: *playing the Ouija*

Steve: Are there any dead people with us?

Ouija board: YES

Robin: It's not funny, Eddie!

Eddie: But there is a dead guy with you.

Nancy: *sigh* I hang with a bunch of children

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.