Robin: The Stars Are So Beautiful...

Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Finney: Can't really say I have.

Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Robin: Am I in trouble?

Finney: Take a guess.

Ribin: No?

Finney: Take another guess.

Griffin: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Billy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Griffin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Vance: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Robin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Billy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Finney:

Finney: I have emotional scars.

Lori Grimes deserved better

Eddie: Hey uncle, me and steve are dating now

Steve: :D

Wayne: You couldn't find someone better?

Eddie: Don't say that! i love hi--

Wayne: I was talking to steve

Eddie:

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Finney: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Shorties

Lo'ak: I told Kiri that their ears turn red when they lie.

Neteyam: Do they?

Lo'ak: No.

Neteyam: Then why did you tell them that?

Lo'ak: Because I can do this.

Lo'ak: Hey Kiri! Do you love us?

Kiri, with their hands over their ears: No.