Robin: Finney , What Is The ONE Thing I Asked You NOT To Do Tonight?

Dwayne: What scares you guys the most?

Paul: Werewolves!

Marko: Sharks.

Amber: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Amber:

Amber: David.

I don't see a difference

Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.

Finney: It sure is!

Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Finney: Can't really say I have.

Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Steve: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Eddie: holy shit your right

Griffin: How petty can you get?

Finney: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Billy: How was the honeymoon?

Finney: robin got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Finney: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Finney: I love him.

Person b: Finney

Person a: Robin