Finney: *holding A Bottle* Is This Whiskey Or Perfume?

Steve: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Eddie: holy shit your right

Eddie: Hello friends!

The party:

Eddie: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Robin: You know what’s funny about Finney? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Steve: I'm currently running on 2 hours of sleep, dark thoughts, an oreo, and I'm ready to fight Vecna AND OR BECOME HIM-

Vance, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Steve, sees someone doing weird shit: God, What an idiot

Steve after realizing it's eddie: Oh no, that's my idiot

AHHHHH MY GENDERFLUID HEART CAN'T TAKE IT THANK YOU😭❤️

I have this hc were Steve Harrington has Steve days and has Stevie days. Where he assumes everyone has days where they feel more masculine and days where they feel more feminine.

He makes a casual comment about it once to Robin and they start doing research. Robin ropes in Vickie then ropes in Eddie. Steve ropes in Nancy who ropes in Jonathan who ropes in Argyle.

It never bothered Steve that the kids call him mom. Or that El and Max call it girls night even though Steve will also be joining them. Or that Nancy and Robin love putting subtle make up on him. Or that Eddie calls him princess. Or that Erica braids his hair. Or that Argyle uses she/her pronouns sometimes when referring to Steve. Or that Vickie buys him dainty jewelry.

kidnapper: i have one of your children

Steve: which one i have six

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Steve: witch one there all annoying

Kidnapper:??

Steve: I need a name dude witch one

Robin, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Finney, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Eddie : Steve is playing hard to get.

Eddie : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.