Robin: Steve Made Me Care About Stupid Things.

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

Finney: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Robin: *chugs entire bottle*

Robin: It’s perfume.

Dustin: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Lucas: Violently practices.

Eddie: Violently play.

Jonathan: Violently shoots pictures.

Robin: Violently sleeps.

Nancy: Violently studies.

Max: Violently boxes.

Will: Violently murders people.

Steve: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Robin: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Finney periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Robin: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Can't really see a difference

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

Robin: “Nancy. I need a human skull, and you can’t ask me any questions as to why.”

Nancy: “Only if you don’t ask me any questions why I have these.

”Nancy: *takes out a box with seven skulls*

Robin: ….

Nancy: ….

Robin: “I’ll take this one.”

Steve: *phone rings*

Robin, looking at the screen: You call your dad "daddy"?

Steve, maintaining intense eye contact: Hey, Eddie.

Nancy: I was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for the plan

Steve: Woah! Where did you get twenty gallons of fake blood?

Nancy: … You wanted fake blood?

Steve:...

Mike: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?