Definitely Not. I Don’t Think He’s The Type To Even Notice If Someone’s Flirting, And If He Did

HELLOOOOOOOOO SAILORS

taang in imbalance part 5 cuz i love them omg theyre so pretty

adding onto this, can matthew cook too?? like if the brothers were to live together would matthew be the one to cook or would alfred? or they both can cook but one of them is clearly better than the other?

in my eyes alfred's still the better cook, cuz when i searched up canadian cuisine it did not look as appetizing as american food😭😭 and in general i see matthew as more,, disorganized? laid back, if u will. i mean alfred worked his way to the top of the world while matthew is chill where he is. plus alfred's been shown to not drink alcohol while matthew canonically smokes weed, the only thing that maple slurper cooks is crack

and i like the idea that alfred is usually such a carefree character but has to double down to take care of his twin. like, since arthur couldnt cook, alfred had to learn how to while growing up so they didnt starve while francis did all of the cooking for matthew so mattie didnt need to learn and now he needs someone else to do it for him

im curious if people in this fandom portray alfred as being able to cook or not?? cuz like i understand that he has strange tastebuds canonically, but that doesn't mean he's bad at cooking right?

on one hand it makes sense, but on the other hand i like it when alfred knows how to cook because of those farm movies where the characters talk about "good ol' southern cooking", and the disney princess literally known for her cooking is american (love u tiana)

I'm not saying he's great at it like france, cuz he's definitely a fan of deep frying the weirdest things, but he's definitely up there. i mean, i don't like usuk but one of them has to be able to cook right?? otherwise how do they live???

or maybe this isnt a matter of him being able to cook or not, its just that he doesn't want to?? cuz in every fic i read he never cooks, its always someone else who does (like matthew or ivan)

i forgot to add that Yao told him to talk sense into the Queen (arthur) instead of the King. Thats because in Hearts, Queens have more authority and power than the King. Everything goes through Arthur first, not Francis. Which is why he didnt take Francis' last name. Partly bc he's petty and takes great pride in his surname (since its from a long line of strong Heartizen Queens) and because, in their kingdom, the King takes the Queen's last name or just keeps their own name. So yeah Omegas are regarded higher in Hearts and Francis' position is pretty much just for show since its Arthur who always gets the final say.

a thing

This is from Kakegurui Kari, Volume 4. Translation is rough, literal, and possibly incorrect.

Link: More roughly translated Kakegurui Kari strips

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGGGG

people can joke about APH America all they want, but you guys have to admit that if someone with a body and personality like that existed in real life, many people would throw themselves at him

College Majors I think Hetalia would take:

Feliciano: Fashion Design

Lovino: Fashion Design

Kiku: Industrial Design

Francis: Culinary Arts

Arthur: Journalism

Alfred: Mechanical Engineering (to make robots and space shuttles or nerdy things like that)

Ivan: Mechanical Engineering

Yao: Human Physiology and Child Development

Matthew: Veterinary Medicine (that's a major right)

Ludwig: Environmental Studies

Gilbert: Automative Engineering

Roderich: Music Theory and Composition

Antonio: Natural Resources Management and Horticulture

Mei: Fashion Business Management

Lien: Law Enforcement

Yung Soo: Computer and Information Sciences

Leon: Finance

Emil: Marine Biology

Lukas: Journalism

Matthias: Marketing

Berwald: Interior Design

Tino: Veterinary Medicine

Extra Headcanons (might add more later)

-The ones with the same major are dormed together

-Alfred seriously debated over whether he should major in Mechanical Engineering, Natural Sciences or Astronomy. After Ivan decided on Mechanical Engineering he did too because he wanted somebody to compete with

-Lukas and Arthur sometimes sneak into theatre classes. They don't actually want to major in the course, but they find it interesting.

-Emil is dormed with Leon and he has to constantly stop him from setting off firecrackers in their room

-Alfred wanted Kiku to be in the same major as him so they could be together, and Kiku was well versed in robotics anyway but he enjoyed industrial design more. Alfred was stingy about it but let him go

-Lukas says Matthias is too dumb for marketing but Matthias is oblivious to this

-Gilbert constantly kept switching majors. His last one before Automative Engineering was Natural Sciences.

Ludwig: It's estimated there's a little over 525 million dogs in the world so if you spent 5 seconds on each dog it would take around 84 years to pet every single dog in the world.

Feliciano: Please go to sleep.

i made an askblog for my cardverse for ✨funsies✨ (also to improve my skills bc haha artblock) Here's the link if you want to try and send an ask (warning im not good at drawing, i just have a wild imagination😭)

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My Version Of Spades👌

Bc i dont agree with Hima's / good chance to improve drawing skills / the askbox is open woo