In Season 9 I Want An Episode Where Father Brian Is Out Doing Whatever The Fuck A Hot Priest Would Do

this is amazing!!!!

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

The thing about 911 is that the shipping drama and discourse surrounding it completely belies how insane this show truly is. A man is attacked by a shark on the freeway. Ghosts are probably real, and so are curses. The most recent season opens with a bee-nado that segues into a plotline about an autistic half-orphan child landing a broken plan. The most dramatic moment between the fandom's favorite ship is one of the characters getting shot by a sniper in broad daylight in the suburban streets of Los Angeles. Buck's introductory scene of the entire show is him stealing a firetruck to have sex with a Tinder hookup. The fire captain's backstory is an addiction that led to the death of 148 people. He's best friends with his wife's ex-husband and once proposed to said ex-husband's boyfriend on his behalf while that boyfriend was performing brain surgery on a man in the middle of a burning building. There's a guy who sneezes every time he lies and then lies so hard he almost dies. One of the main characters gets rebar impaled through his skull and is back to work the next month with no lasting side-effects. They basically never fight fires.

the idea that they might be going with the unrequited feelings route, even if it’s for a little bit, is so so funny to me. yes it’s horrible from buck’s side. from eddie’s side however it’s hysterical. To Me. like. yes buck, i put you in my will and made you the legal guardian of my son when i die. and didn’t tell you about it. until a year later when i almost died and you saved my life then said it should’ve been you. yeah it’s because i know you wouldn’t refuse. yes buck, i counted every single second you were dead. yes i couldn’t even look at you while you were on that hospital bed. yes i reached out for you when i thought i was dying. yes i saw my son and you when i needed something to give me strength to fight and get back to my family. And More. So Much More. i did all that Heterosexually.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

don’t get me wrong i am a finale hater at my core but there’s something poetic about how it’s thoroughly established throughout the show that cas was the “malfunction” in the system that caused the story not to go the way chuck wanted it to by developing free will and rebelling from heaven and then the moment he dies the story ends with dean dying and sam living an “regular life” the way it would’ve if the series never happened at all

like the series spends a lot of time saying cas is NOT the way he’s supposed to be. he rebelled the moment he saved dean from hell. he turns the narrative on its head by developing free will and making his own decisions. chuck even tells him that this is the only universe in which cas “didn’t do as he was told”. he ruins chucks plan for the brothers at every turn by caring about them.

then moment cas was gone the story went back to the way it would’ve ended if the show never happened and he had never affected anything. like the “error” was deleted and it reverted to the way it “should be”. dean died tragically and stupidly on a hunt way too young doing a job for his father. sam got out and lived an “apple pie life” and died old. they went to heaven with their family and it’s all The Way It Should Be, not matching up with the message of found family the show developed and instead returning to the blood family vibe of the early seasons pre cas. like he died and the story stopped resisting chucks wishes. idk i’m just yapping but it feels like something

potentially a controversial opinion but Eddie’s Texas storyline has been amazing for buddie for a lot of reasons but the best reason is the absolute surge of phone sex fics

#what do you mean this is not how the scene went?

girl, you cannot fix house. however, he is going to fix you, whether you like it or not. specially if not