That Ship Is Toxic To YOU. To Me It's A Complex, Multi-layered, Essay-worthy Dynamic That'd Take Numerous

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

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song of the day!

god, I forgot yesterday, again, sorry guys

I chose two jmart core songs today bc I love them and they’re been stuck in my head:

day 19- As The World Caves In {Matt Maltese} day 20- As It Was {Hozier}


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does anyone want to see a lonelyeyes scene I wrote during spanish bc I was super bored? ofc they do!

(sorry if this a little ooc I was just bored and I wanted to write something and this was the first thing that popped into my head, also I’ve never written with them before lol)

{“Ah, Peter, good evening.” Elias didn’t look up from his paperwork when his husband (the divorce would be finalized in a week) appeared in his office. “Good evening Elias.” He didn’t elaborate, instead leaning on his husband’s desk and watching him work.

“Did you need something?” Elias glanced up as Peter shook his head. He watched as Peter reached out and gently trailed a hand over the lapel of Elias’ jacket. “This office of yours is so dusty,” Peter murmured. Elias chuckled. “Yes, I suppose so.”

There was a short pause before he added, “Are you doing anything tonight?” Peter seemed startled by the question for a moment before amusement overtook his annoyingly handsome features. “Are you asking for a date night?”

The shorter man’s eyes stayed on the paper in front of him and his voice was carefully level as he answered, “Not exactly, but something like that. I thought perhaps we could go for a walk. I know you enjoy them, Peter.” The captain was quiet for a moment before he replied, “Alright, yes. Sounds quite nice. Maybe if you’re lucky we’ll both get a meal.” Elias chortled darkly. “Yes, because asking people on the street for a statement will be such a good contribution to my already wonderful reputation.” Peter shrugged. “Well, you never know.”

He slid off the desk with practiced ease before looking back to his husband. He held out a hand, and Elias, having finally put his pen down, took it, allowing himself to be pulled to his feet. Peter pulled him a bit further than strictly necessary, until their chests were nearly flush. The captain closed the distance between them and gently pressed his lips to Elias’s before the latter took a small step back.

“Really, Peter? That was hardly necessary.” Peter gave him a small smile but didn’t deign to reply, instead leading them out of the office, towards the outside.}

thoughts?


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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

song of the day!

ok today is lonely vibes bc I love this song:

day 32- Twenty Seven Strangers {Villagers}

side note, theres an animation of this song with martin on yt, made by star, and its SO GOOD you should totally go watch it


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song of the day! (ik its late again shhhhhh)

its been stuck in my head and this is a very good song:

day 42- Vogue {Madonna}


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song of the day!

bc its been stuck in my head:

day 83- Rasputin {Boney M.}


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tma au idea that idk what to do with

so I had the idea of an au where the NotThem takes martin instead of sasha but then I realized I would have to kill off the real martin… as much as I love the idea of a fic where no one realizes for basically the entirety of tma, and theres a sick reveal towards the end where jon finally finds out that the thing he’s fallen for, the thing wearing his best friend’s face, isnt actually martin, I will make myself sob if I have to kill off the real martin 😔

idk why I shared this I just thought about it and wanted to share with someone lol

also I have more au ideas if anyone wants to hear them :3


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This is your reminder that you only live once so go decorate your room with flags from old fandoms or in a different style than everyone! Make oc x canon or Mary sues! Hell even read that fic that people say is weird because of something!!

Life is too short to just let how people see your interests and if you like them, cringe culture is dead!!!

Anyways has anyone read Tommyinnit’s clinic for supervillains? I reread it and I really enjoyed it and you should enjoy too because people who say it’s cringe and weird are those basic NPC’s can go suck my dick in a bad way. :3

This Is Your Reminder That You Only Live Once So Go Decorate Your Room With Flags From Old Fandoms Or

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I have questions for resident evil

(this might be long and trigger warnings I will talk about death and the mafia)

okay so it’s a known fact that Leon is an orphan because his entire family was killed by a rival mafia group but they never so farther than that and I wonder, did Leon have siblings? And if he did could it be possible that he wasn’t the only one who survived? Like i don’t believe ALL of his family was killed because that’s kinda hard to do but also the wiki talks about how a police officer saved Leon which lead him to want to become a police officer so did anyone else get saved? I feel like it would be weird if no one else was saved from this mass murder but that’s just me and there’s another thing, how old was he when this happened? I headcannon he was about 6-7 but the wiki doesn’t specify other than he was in his childhood when it happened, I reckon this was because the creators didn’t want to do too much work for the characters backstory but still I wanna know how old was this man when he had his cannon event? If Capcom doesn’t want to make the backstories then I will and that’s another thing! Characters don’t have very good backstories besides “oh uh yea they have/had a family!” Which I still reckon is because no one would care for the story but I CARE I CARE FOR THE STORY

edit: I do not count the live action movies cannon BUT I DO COUNT THE ANIMATED ONES (and the show!)


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