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How to be what men want

Note: This is an edited paraphrase from another blogger.

A few basic principles used to denote your availability to the men around you:

1. Dress Appropriately

No man wants to dally with a girl that looks like a man. When in ‘professional’ settings (class, work, etc) wear skirts. High heels, hose, garterbelt, Low-cut blouses that show off your tits. When out socially wear similar outfits, but don’t be afraid to wear shorter skirts, more scandalous tops. Your flesh is what men want, so show it to them. Shave and wax regularly to remove every patch of body hair below your eyebrows. And never, ever be somewhere where men can see you without makeup on and your hair done.

2. Project the Right Attitude

Act subservient. Don’t run your mouth around men. Don’t speak unless spoken to. Stay as quiet, turning your attention to the things men say rather than focusing on speaking for yourself. Giggle at men’s jokes. Agree with what they say. Compliment them on their intelligence, their wisdom, and more besides (laud their handsomeness, their fitness, etc). Be a good conversationalist - if a man wants to hear you speak, speak - but try to avoid voicing opinions of your own. Let him have his opinions and don’t give yours unless asked, in other words, agree with the man who wants to have a conversation with you.

Furthermore, have the attitude appropriate for the servant you want to be. If a man is pressed for time, take some of his burden off of him: Do his laundry, or clean his home, or cook him a meal, or some variation of all three. Men want you to serve them, and that doesn’t just mean sexual service. Dote on them. Massage them when they’re tired or sore. If a man needs something, fetch it for him. Make their lives easier however you can.

Men don’t necessarily want a doormat, but they do want a female who is quite, does what she’s told, and works for his benefit independently. Be that sort of woman. Always, always, smile while you’re doing it, and never forget to thank a man for whatever he’s let you do, no matter what it is.

3. Free your Mouth

Generally men don’t want you running your mouth. The best use for you mouth is sucking cock, not talking. Become freer and easier with how you hand out blowjobs. Realistically, offering to suck dick should be no more unusually to you than a handshake or saying hello. It should be a regular function that you fulfill, a duty that you try to enact as much as possible.

If a man walks or drives you home, offer to suck his cock. If a man comes over to hang out, give him a blowjob. If a man sits next to you in class and shares notes with you, ask him to let you blow him afterwards. If a man is in a study group of yours, ensure that he knows he can always have you suck him off on a break. Men know you’re a cocksucker. Men want you to be a cocksucker. So be a cocksucker. Don’t be afraid of it, embrace it. Ask to be allowed to suck cock regularly; offer blowjobs at least once a day, whenever appropriate.

But make sure that it’s clear that your mouth is a ‘no-strings-attached’ zone. No man wants a female who sucks him off and then shows him that she did it only to get something out of it. Blowjobs are a basic duty of yours - make sure that the men you suck off know that you’re doing it because it’s the right thing to do, not because you want something from them in return.

Finally, remember that it is a great honor to be allowed to suck Our cocks. Always thank a man when he’s done cumming in your mouth or on your face. And never push. If a man doesn’t want a blowjob from you, accept it with a smile and move on. you’re the inferior; only Our needs matter, and that means you have to get used to being turned down.

4. Spread your Legs

You were born to be a slut, and every man knows it. So act like the slut you are. If a man wants sexual service from you, give it up to him when, where, and how he wants it. Don’t be afraid of it - you have to embrace the fact that you’re a slut and that this is what men want from you. Sexual servitude is your primary duty, so see that you fulfill it as much as you can.

This means that you have to make it clear to the men who spend time with you that you’re always willing to spread your legs for them, however. Men, caught up in an insane society, will often forget what is theirs to take by right. Furthermore, they will often be used to uppity, feminist females who respond negatively when they want to take what is theirs. Make it clear to them that you know what you have to offer, and are more than willing to make it available to them. There are multitudinous ways a cunt can signal a man that she is his if he wants her, be it through speech, behavior, dress, or what-have-you. Become comfortable with those signals, and give them off to all the men around you.

There is, however, a fine line between being a slut and acting like a whore. Weirdly, men who interact with you casually will want the former, but occasionally react negatively to the latter. Because the latter will often come across as trashy or, even worse, pushy. Don’t be pushy, don’t be trashy. you’re an inferior, but act with some class and deportment. you can throw yourself at a man without making it obvious or embarrassing for him - men won’t want to feel put on the spot by you - and make yourself more attractive by giving off an unmistakable vibe of “I’m yours - conquer me.”

As always, and as with the previous point, make sure that it’s clear to men that having you sexually is a no-strings-attached situation. If a man wants to fuck you once, and never again, that’s fine. If he wants to have you multiple times, that’s great. And if he wants you as his exclusively, well, that’s the brass ring. Never, ever put pressure on a man for more. you’re a servant, and servants don’t make demands of their Superiors.

Finally, work hard at being what a man wants you to be when he’s fucking you. Men want you to fulfill their fantasies, not impose on their pleasure with your own (you should have none beyond serving them, of course). If they want you to lie still and take it, lie still and take it. If they want you to be active, be a whirlwind and slide all over them. If they want you to be vocal, scream and wail your head off. If they want you to be quiet, don’t make a peep. If they want you to talk dirty, show them how perverted you can really be. If they want you to call them Daddy and be an inexperienced little girl, be that innocent for them. If they want to force you, ‘resist’ (note the quotes) them appropriately to help them fire their blood. Sexual use isn’t about you, it’s about them. Be what they want you to be, be the fantasies they’ve always had.

Oh, and don’t forget: you’re naturally bisexual. If men will be entertained by your playing with another female - be it making out or eating out - you’re beholden to make it happen for them. Just remember that the focus is still, as always, on them. Play with another cunt to enhance their pleasure, but never distract from their pleasure. And always, always be ready to service a man with another slut of his choosing - even if he makes you seduce her for him.

5. Practice, Practice, Practice

You aren’t perfect. No girl is. So hone what talents you have. Watch how you walk in heels and alter your stride until you have that ‘sexy but demure’ walk down cold. Appraise your outfits critically to ensure that you always strike the balance between slutty and submissive, and that your outfits are appropriate for the flesh you have. Meditate daily to remind yourself what you were born for and what your duty is. Edge regularly, never cumming, to reinforce the fact that your pleasure stems only from how well you have served your Superiors. Use dildos daily to train your cock sucking skills until your gag reflex is gone and you have the right breath control to deep-throat regularly with ease. And kegel often to keep your pussy muscles tight and under your conscious control. Never stop making yourself better for us, in whatever way you can. There is always more you can be practicing, when away from our eyes.

Making it clear to them that you’re available, isn’t always the easiest thing to do. Not all of them will want you. Sometimes you’ll slip over the line and make yourself unattractive to them. These mistakes are unfortunate, but unavoidable. Learn from them, do better the next time, never look back in regret, and always be grateful to the men who let you learn a valuable lesson through their rejection.

Ultimately, men want you to be A) pretty, B) demure, C) sexy, D) slutty, E) subservient, F) obedient. Be these things, if nothing else, and you won’t go wrong for long. Be a mirror for them, reflecting their glory and their superiority at every turn.

One girl summed all of this up nicely by saying: “Wear what he wants. Do as he says. Cook. Clean. Shut up. Suck his cock. Repeat as often as possible.”

25 Quotes That Will Inspire and Motivate You

1. Push yourself because no one else is going to do it for you.

2. The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

3. You don’t want to look back and know you could’ve done better.

4. Of course, it’s hard. It’s supposed to be hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Hard is what makes it great.

5. You may see me struggle but you will never see me quit.

6.  Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy.

7. The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

8. To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.

9. Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

10. Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

11. The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.

12. It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

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Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there. “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come. About 5:00.” “Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Lars is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you … be some drinkin.” “Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” “Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right. I’ll be there, thanks again.” “More’n likely be some wild sex, too.” “Now that’s really not a problem,” says Tom, warming to the idea. “I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?” “Don’t much matter … just gonna be the two of us.”

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Terms & Definitions:

Swingers: Typically a couple in which both partners are allowed to engage in sexual activities with other men and women outside of their relationship, often referred to as “full swap.”

Hotwife:  A wife who has her husband’s permission to engage in sexual activities with other men. Also the term used to describe the fantasy with the same scenario. In this relationship all extra marital activities are approved of by the husband. Trust, respect, and the couple’s love for each other are central to the relationship.

Cuckold: A man in a relationship with a woman who engages in sexual activities with other men and women outside of their relationship, usually with a level of cheating and or humiliation. -Cuckolding

Cuckoldress: The female half of a cuckold relationship. A woman who engages in sex with men other than her husband, usually imposing a level humiliation on her husband about her extra marital activities.

Vixen: One term used to describe a woman in a Hotwife relationship.

Stag: One term used to describe a strong male figure in a Hotwife relationship.

Cucky: A humiliating term used to describe a man in a cuckold relationship.

Bull: The name often given to a wife’s repeat lover in a hotwife or cuckold arrangement

Reclaim: A term used to describe the passionate sex couples often experience the first time they have sex after one of them has has sex with someone outside of their relationship.

Hall Pass: Often used to describe a onetime “free pass” given to one of the members in a relationship to enjoy one sexual encounter with a person outside of the relationship.

Half Open Marriage: Used to describe a relationship in which one member of the relationship has the other‘s permission to enjoy complete sexual freedom, while the one remains completely faithful.

Shared Wife: A wife whose husband “shares” her sexually with other men.

MFM: A three some involving two men and one woman. In this arrangement the men are straight and focus on the woman.

MMF: A three some involving two men and one woman in which the men are bi-sexual and engage in sexual activities with each other as well as the woman.

FMF: A three some involving two women and one man. In this arrangement the women are straight and focus on the man.

FFM: A three some involving two women and one man in which the women are bi-sexual and engage in sexual activities with each other as well as the man.

Humiliation: A sexual kink which usually involves the woman verbally abusing the man about his inadequacies and inability to satisfy her, most often because of his penis size or his lack of stamina.  

Tease and Denial: One partner sexually teases and leads the other on, only to get them excited and then deny them sexual gratification.

Edging: Binging a person right to the edge of orgasm and then slowing or stopping sexual activities thus denying them the pleasure of orgasm.

Ruined Orgasm: Bringing a person right to the point of orgasm, and then stopping resulting in a weak orgasm. This is usually achieved through the use of oral sex or masturbation.

SPH: Small Penis Humiliation, verbal abuse used to humiliate a man about his lack of length and or girth.

Male Chastity: A kink in which the man is most often secured in a chastity device, referred to as a cock cage, and is denied the pleasures of sexual intercourse as well as masturbation.  Couples who engage in this kink often try to push the boundaries of how long the man can go without sexual release. This fetish often includes a level of humiliation as well.

Cock Cage: A metal or plastic device which locks to secure the penis. It is used impede the man’s ability to masturbate as well as achieve a full erection without being release by his key holder.

Key Holder: Most often the wife of a man confined to a cock cage. The key holder has full authority over the man’s ability to and the frequency of orgasms allowed. Often the key holder will use time in the cock cage as a punishment for her dissatisfaction with something the man has said or done.

Pegging: Used to describe a fetish in which the female uses a sex toy or strap on to perform anal sex on her male partner.

Wife Breeding: A fetish in which the wife is involved in unprotected sex with men other than her husband. The men ejaculate in the wife, thus presenting the possibility of pregnancy by men other than the husband.

Clean Up: An activity in which the man cleans up a woman after she has had sex with another man. Most often this is done after a lover has ejaculated into the woman’s vagina and the woman’s partner performs oral sex on her licking up as much of the other man’s sperm as possible.

Sloppy Seconds: A term used to describe the act of having sex with a woman after she has already had sex with another man. Most often after the first man has ejaculated inside of the woman’s vagina creating a “sloppy” situation for the second man.

Size Queen: A woman who prefers man with very large penises. Often with minimum size requirements which must be met before she will engage in sexual intercourse with a man.

BBC: Big Black Cock, used to describe the oversized penis of a black man.

BWC: Big White Cock, used to describe the oversized penis of a white man.

Queen Of Spades: The name sometimes given to a white woman who prefers sex with black men, often with above average penises.