Tom Had Been In The Liquor Business For 25 Years. Finally, Sick Of The Stress, He Quits His Job And Buys

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there. “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come. About 5:00.” “Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Lars is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you … be some drinkin.” “Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” “Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right. I’ll be there, thanks again.” “More’n likely be some wild sex, too.” “Now that’s really not a problem,” says Tom, warming to the idea. “I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?” “Don’t much matter … just gonna be the two of us.”

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2. After the massage place soft kisses on her back side. Start at the back of her neck, make your way down her spine, bite and suck her ass cheeks, and thighs not too hard tho

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8. Tell her you want to eat her badly,but she is not ready… when she begins to respond start rubbing her pussy slowly.

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11. Take your middle finger and ring fingers, slide them into her slowly, curb them up ward and fuck her slowly, as you say the dirtiest things in her ear..

12. Match her breaths with your strokes, bring her to the edge of coming over and over again.. but DONT LET HER CUM..

13. get on your knees in front of her bring her to the edge of the seat.

14. take the flatpart of your tongue and lick her whole pussy from the bottom to her clit over and over again

15. take the tip of your tongue and spell the alpha bet on her pussy get to Z and go backwards

16. open up her pussy and do the alphabet inside whole tongue fucking her after each letter.

17. hum on clit after every three letters

18. suck, slurp and hum on her clit while fingering her slowly until she cums all over your tongue

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1. Push yourself because no one else is going to do it for you.

2. The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

3. You don’t want to look back and know you could’ve done better.

4. Of course, it’s hard. It’s supposed to be hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Hard is what makes it great.

5. You may see me struggle but you will never see me quit.

6.  Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy.

7. The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

8. To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.

9. Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

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