“Why Don’t People Want To Work Anymore?”

Any musician who has had a 20-something-year-long career:

“Here’s my 20th anniversary remaster of my first album! It’s all the same songs with a couple unreleased tracks.”

People who are not fans of that artist: 😌

Taylor Swift:

“My life’s work was stolen from me so here’s a re-recorded version of my first 6 albums that I now own. It’s all the same songs with a couple unreleased tracks.”

People who aren’t fans of her: 😡😠🤬😡🤬😠😡😡😠😠🤬

These are my unprompted ideas for Tweek and Craig centric episodes of South Park:

1. Tweek and Craig offer couples counseling to other kids at recess.

- would definitely be more of a subplot but I can totally see Stan going to them for help with Wendy

- imagine them both dressed up in button up shirts and little ties, and reading glasses, like therapists

- also had an idea where Stan goes to them because the asian girls decided to draw yaoi of him and Kyle, and he's asking them what he should do about it.

- "Here's the thing Stan. The Asian girls don't draw Yaoi of just anyone. The Asian girls observe, and draw couples, not to make you gay, but because...they can already tell that you are..." - Craig

- i just know it wouldn't ever be canon so maybe someone should write a fanfic or something

- just people going to Tweek and Craig for romance advice, even adults

2. Tweek and Craig get married

- The whole idea is that they're kids, and you know how kids will just randomly have fake weddings on the playground at recess? it's like that

- it starts at lunch, as per usual, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy, all sitting together, and Tweek and Craig just randomly walk up and invite them to their wedding

- it's very impromptu, it's literally happening right after the lunch period they're in currently, so everyone's a little surprised.

- so they all go outside and all the children gather around, Jimmy is the officiant (which, you can imagine how well that's going) Tweek and Craig are holding hands with everyone, and they're using RingPops as wedding rings.

- I think it would be really cool to make it kinda parallel to the Tweek vs. Craig season 3 episode ("so, what do we do?" "just smack each other around" "i've never been in a fight before" "awh ok postpone the fight so they can learn how to fight") ("so what do we do?" "you're supposed to kiss" "we've never actually kissed each other before" "awh ok postpone the wedding so they can learn how to kiss")

- "what about when we played super heroes and you guys' ultimate move was literally kissing" -stan

"it was pretend, we were faking." -Craig

- afterwards, the town gets wind of the wedding, and of course, since Tweek and Craig are the pride (no pun intended) of South Park, they decide that it should be more formal, they should wear suits and exchange proper vows and stuff

- meanwhile, Craig's friends are all sucking up to him to try and be the his best man, (they interrupt while Craig and Tweek are very awkwardly trying to learn how to kiss)

- this is an edit but i forgot to mention that Tweek is a total bridezilla and he's freaking out about every little detail

-eventually they actually hold a cute little wedding, not legal, just for funsies, and the whole town attends (Craig tells his friends that none of them can be his best man) They decorate the place with a bunch of Tweek x Craig yaoi art

-Craig has beautiful vows. "I never would've thought that the kid I'd have my first fight with on the playground, would turn out to be my future husband" "When the asian girls first started drawing yaoi of us, it felt like the worst week of my life, but now i think it's probably the best thing that's ever happened to me"

- Tweek's vows were also very well written, but due to nerves, all he could say was "WAAAAH"

- The whole town had a party, they ate cake and Clyde cried, Cartman probably slow danced with "Cupid Me"

- bonus idea, that Tweek's fucking parents come up to him during the reception and tell him that "now that you're married you're supposed to go on your honeymoon and consummate your marriage" because you know Tweek's dad is fucking horrid

- Tweek freaks out, Craig had a plan ahead of time for this and setup the most awesome sexless gamer heaven for their honeymoon

- they spend the next week and a half in Craig's room playing video games and hanging out together for their "honeymoon" and Tweek is finally able to recite his actual vows privately for craig

- and this is why in Post Covid they aren't legally married with rings, because they consider the little stupid wedding they planned as children to be their actual wedding

3. Bradley from S11 E2 (where Butter's goes to conversion therapy) moves to South Park (this one is probably the most developed idea)

- except that this time, he's not the same bible verse-reciting anxious kid from before, and he's completely confident in his sexuality now

- he immediately becomes friends with Butters again, who has to tell him that he's not actually bi (when Bradley immediately flirts with him), and tells him that "the only gay kids in south park are Tweek and Craig!"

- Bradley then takes a liking to Craig, and starts to hit on him, not knowing that Craig is taken, saying stuff about how "Mysterious" Craig is, and how that's attractive

- before Craig has the chance to tell him to fuck off, Tweek is already behind him, going off on Bradley telling him to "stay away from my Craig"

- Craig likes Tweek standing up for him, so he doesn't actually do anything to stop Tweek and may even sneakily instigate some of his anger just so he can watch his boyfriend fight for him

- subplot, Bradley actually moved into Stan's old house. This freaks Stan out because, as we all know, Stan hates living at Tegrity Farms, and now that his old house has sold, he feels there's no hope of him ever moving back in next to his best friends anymore.

- He turns to the only friend he knows who is crazy enough to drive someone out of town: Cartman.

- Stan and Cartman attempt to gather up more people who are interested in Getting rid of Bradley, but the only other person willing to help is Clyde. ("That Bradley kid said that Craig is the cutest boy in the school. That's not true because everyone knows that I'm the cutest! The girls said so!")

-Tweek is busy working on his own plans, and doesn't know that Stan and Cartman are planning anything

- Cut to a sleepover at Bebe's house, all the main girls are there talking about their crushes and boyfriends, and Wendy brings up how Stan is really concerned about "that Bradley kid" moving into his old house.

- pivot to Tweek, also at the girls' slumber party, hair pulled back with a headband with bunny ears and a mint colored face mask on. This man is fuming, twitching like he does and going off about how "i'm gonna fucking kill him"

- eventually there's a scene outside of Bradley's house, where Stan, Cartman and Clyde were all about to execute whatever plan they came up with to get rid of Bradley, but before they can start, an extremely violent Tweek is speed walking down the street clenching his jaw, with his trusty boxing gloves over his hands.

- Tweek beats the crap out of Bradley and Craig ends up having to break it up, deciding that he's let it go on long enough. Bradley's family does, in fact, move out of Stan's old house

if you have other ideas i'd love to know or I might post my non-creek centric episode ideas if this does well

Anyone else notice that every man who slightly resembles a Beatle makes it his entire personality?

We should call it What We Did On Our Holiday

So. India, huh, girls.

Get Back: Part 1 - Stand Out Moments

The moment where Michael Lindsay-Hogg (MLH) tells John that he and Paul aren't getting on as well as they used to and John acknowledges that he's going through this mess so they can make their relationship better again *heart breaks*

When Dennis O'Dell tells John that Paul predicted exactly what his thoughts on the staging would be and John replies "Did he?" in the most preciously hopeful voice ever - RIP me

MLH (correctly) confirming that Ringo is so good at heart and Linda seconding this by stating that she's most comfortable around "Ring"

Paul and Mal writing The Long and Winding Road together - McCartney/Evans is the songwriting partnership we could've had but Lennon/McCartney is what we deserve

The banter between John and Paul at the end of She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - Hi Tuesday!

Paul and Linda being extremely cute right in John's eyeline

John creepily mouthing the lyrics to Let It Be

Yoko and Linda bonding over how dumb John and Paul are

Paul McSassney giving Dick James lip

George leaving the band with the same amount of gravitas as someone popping out to get a bottle of milk from the local corner shop

Yoko triumphantly jamming with the band while they channel their inner death metal alter-egos

Yoko screaming "John" while Paul insistently played Martha My Dear in the background - happy thoughts, happy thoughts!

Paul tentatively invading Ringo's personal space, Ringo embracing Paul's invasion and John completing the ménage a trois... while Yoko hung close by awkwardly

Tfw you hear sirens and you think it’s No Body No Crime but it’s just actual sirens

I think I could write a song called “I’m Depressed” and my parents would just be like “wow you’re so creative :)”

Is Luca the best character in Pixar??

Luca isn’t even the best character in Luca

Exhibit A:

my little mclennon heart 🥺❤️

I’m back after months thanks to Paul that give us this moment…for all of us I think John was really beside him

AH! Thanks @macca-is-art that give me her support for finish it

and yet the mic was not the thing that hurt george the most in get back pt 1