1. Tweek and Craig offer couples counseling to other kids at recess.
- would definitely be more of a subplot but I can totally see Stan going to them for help with Wendy
- imagine them both dressed up in button up shirts and little ties, and reading glasses, like therapists
- also had an idea where Stan goes to them because the asian girls decided to draw yaoi of him and Kyle, and he's asking them what he should do about it.
- "Here's the thing Stan. The Asian girls don't draw Yaoi of just anyone. The Asian girls observe, and draw couples, not to make you gay, but because...they can already tell that you are..." - Craig
- i just know it wouldn't ever be canon so maybe someone should write a fanfic or something
- just people going to Tweek and Craig for romance advice, even adults
2. Tweek and Craig get married
- The whole idea is that they're kids, and you know how kids will just randomly have fake weddings on the playground at recess? it's like that
- it starts at lunch, as per usual, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy, all sitting together, and Tweek and Craig just randomly walk up and invite them to their wedding
- it's very impromptu, it's literally happening right after the lunch period they're in currently, so everyone's a little surprised.
- so they all go outside and all the children gather around, Jimmy is the officiant (which, you can imagine how well that's going) Tweek and Craig are holding hands with everyone, and they're using RingPops as wedding rings.
- I think it would be really cool to make it kinda parallel to the Tweek vs. Craig season 3 episode ("so, what do we do?" "just smack each other around" "i've never been in a fight before" "awh ok postpone the fight so they can learn how to fight") ("so what do we do?" "you're supposed to kiss" "we've never actually kissed each other before" "awh ok postpone the wedding so they can learn how to kiss")
- "what about when we played super heroes and you guys' ultimate move was literally kissing" -stan
"it was pretend, we were faking." -Craig
- afterwards, the town gets wind of the wedding, and of course, since Tweek and Craig are the pride (no pun intended) of South Park, they decide that it should be more formal, they should wear suits and exchange proper vows and stuff
- meanwhile, Craig's friends are all sucking up to him to try and be the his best man, (they interrupt while Craig and Tweek are very awkwardly trying to learn how to kiss)
- this is an edit but i forgot to mention that Tweek is a total bridezilla and he's freaking out about every little detail
-eventually they actually hold a cute little wedding, not legal, just for funsies, and the whole town attends (Craig tells his friends that none of them can be his best man) They decorate the place with a bunch of Tweek x Craig yaoi art
-Craig has beautiful vows. "I never would've thought that the kid I'd have my first fight with on the playground, would turn out to be my future husband" "When the asian girls first started drawing yaoi of us, it felt like the worst week of my life, but now i think it's probably the best thing that's ever happened to me"
- Tweek's vows were also very well written, but due to nerves, all he could say was "WAAAAH"
- The whole town had a party, they ate cake and Clyde cried, Cartman probably slow danced with "Cupid Me"
- bonus idea, that Tweek's fucking parents come up to him during the reception and tell him that "now that you're married you're supposed to go on your honeymoon and consummate your marriage" because you know Tweek's dad is fucking horrid
- Tweek freaks out, Craig had a plan ahead of time for this and setup the most awesome sexless gamer heaven for their honeymoon
- they spend the next week and a half in Craig's room playing video games and hanging out together for their "honeymoon" and Tweek is finally able to recite his actual vows privately for craig
- and this is why in Post Covid they aren't legally married with rings, because they consider the little stupid wedding they planned as children to be their actual wedding
3. Bradley from S11 E2 (where Butter's goes to conversion therapy) moves to South Park (this one is probably the most developed idea)
- except that this time, he's not the same bible verse-reciting anxious kid from before, and he's completely confident in his sexuality now
- he immediately becomes friends with Butters again, who has to tell him that he's not actually bi (when Bradley immediately flirts with him), and tells him that "the only gay kids in south park are Tweek and Craig!"
- Bradley then takes a liking to Craig, and starts to hit on him, not knowing that Craig is taken, saying stuff about how "Mysterious" Craig is, and how that's attractive
- before Craig has the chance to tell him to fuck off, Tweek is already behind him, going off on Bradley telling him to "stay away from my Craig"
- Craig likes Tweek standing up for him, so he doesn't actually do anything to stop Tweek and may even sneakily instigate some of his anger just so he can watch his boyfriend fight for him
- subplot, Bradley actually moved into Stan's old house. This freaks Stan out because, as we all know, Stan hates living at Tegrity Farms, and now that his old house has sold, he feels there's no hope of him ever moving back in next to his best friends anymore.
- He turns to the only friend he knows who is crazy enough to drive someone out of town: Cartman.
- Stan and Cartman attempt to gather up more people who are interested in Getting rid of Bradley, but the only other person willing to help is Clyde. ("That Bradley kid said that Craig is the cutest boy in the school. That's not true because everyone knows that I'm the cutest! The girls said so!")
-Tweek is busy working on his own plans, and doesn't know that Stan and Cartman are planning anything
- Cut to a sleepover at Bebe's house, all the main girls are there talking about their crushes and boyfriends, and Wendy brings up how Stan is really concerned about "that Bradley kid" moving into his old house.
- pivot to Tweek, also at the girls' slumber party, hair pulled back with a headband with bunny ears and a mint colored face mask on. This man is fuming, twitching like he does and going off about how "i'm gonna fucking kill him"
- eventually there's a scene outside of Bradley's house, where Stan, Cartman and Clyde were all about to execute whatever plan they came up with to get rid of Bradley, but before they can start, an extremely violent Tweek is speed walking down the street clenching his jaw, with his trusty boxing gloves over his hands.
- Tweek beats the crap out of Bradley and Craig ends up having to break it up, deciding that he's let it go on long enough. Bradley's family does, in fact, move out of Stan's old house
if you have other ideas i'd love to know or I might post my non-creek centric episode ideas if this does well
AANNNNDD FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER HAS BELL CHIMES!!! Like a huge clock? 🕰️
I also think the songs are in an order of each “era” of her life with him. Not necessarily lyrically, but as far as style, it sounds like each album in order from Rep and on
The Tortured Poets Department: TTPD, like a prologue?
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys: reputation vibes with hints at “This is why we can’t have nice things” ? It’s like the grownup version of it?
Down Bad: Lover vibes, even in the vocals? Reminded me of Cornelia street a little, I don’t know why exactly (I’ve only listened through once and I’m not finished at all)
So Long, London: FOLKLORE VIBES with the harmonies!! It reminded me of a mixture of closure and epiphany!
… But Daddy I Love Him: I was thinking, if the pattern continues it’ll have evermore vibes with some little guitars AND THE GUITARS STARTED so yes evermore for this one
So will Fresh Out The Slammer have Midnights vibes? Has she been dressing for revenge lately?
NEW SOUTH PARK SEASON IN FEBRUARY THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL
here i am to randomly post about my current hyperfixation again
South Park edition
Creek edition (bc ofc)
it's them. ofc it's them.
please if you're an artist draw this please i'm begging
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PART 3 LET’S GO
- Ringo showing the boys Octopus’ garden 🥺🥺🥺
- Geo immediately helping because he is so proud 😊😊
- JOHN ACTUALLY KINDA FITTIN TODAY it’s giving Harry Styles
- HEATHER!!!!!
- heather realizes her and Ringo are matchy matchy with their fits so she stays beside him 🤩
- they’re all so sweet with her
-and then there’s yoko
-LMAO HEATHER’S FACE
- YOKO RUBBED OFF ON HEATHER
- MAL DANCING WITH HEATHER MY HEART
- so while John is singing Dig It on the album, Paul isn’t playing on the song and instead he’s tossing Heather in the air
- and he was just casually sitting on the floor playing it???
- Paul staring right at John for TLAWR
- and Ringo just zoning out
- Paul showing John the bass notes…singing LOW low
- AN UN-ORCHESTRATED VERSION OF THIS TAKE YES IVE ALWAYS WANTED THIS I NEED A FULL VERSION
- that has to be the take from Let It Be I know Paul’s vocals on that it has to be, that’s the same take right???
- GEORGE’S SHOES GEORGE’S SHOES
- George playing that bass is just 😍😍🤤🤤🤤
- AND HIS FIT UGH
- JOHN AND PAUL DANCING I LOVE THEM
- “I didn’t have any breakfast….have any toast?” WHAT IS WITH THIS MAN AND TOAST
- OLD BROWN SHOE!!!
- Paul is feeling that one
- paul playing the six string bass upside down!!!
- Why doesn’t Yoko let John shower
- “believe me when I tell you” “oh, I do!”
- “yoko’s divorce has just gone through!” *paul plays through the pain”
- Walmart Beatles have arrived 😂😂
- “alright John love” “don’t let me down babe!” Did they…did they get better?
- Paul needs a shower too
- now I know every time I listen to Get Back, those Beatles were greasy and grody
- George showers. Be like George.
- they’re 👌🏼 this close to editing the takes it’s hilarious
- Awh that little John and Yoko moment with the gum was cute
- “the bass is slightly out of tune Paul” “AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
- Paul’s Shirt 😻
- John washed his hair!
- Paul did not.
- George showers. Be like George.
- SOMETHING!!!!
- I’m gonna pretend there’s not a hickey on John’s neck
- “attracts me like a palmygranite” 😆
- George x Toast
- someone write a George x Toast
- The boys fascinated by that tiny organ
- Paul you’re having a little too much fun with that shaky thing
- and I’m gonna pretend there’s not a hickey on Paul’s wrist
- John and Paul both show up to rehearsal with hickeys??? 🤨
- George is silly and clumsy I love him
- Ringo: “I’ve farted. I just thought I’d let you know.”
- Michael Lindsay-Hogg spent this time with John and Paul and thought “these two have definitely kissed” and put it in Two Of Us
- Paul’s brother!
- “all I want is you teddy boy” 🤨
- Paul is 👌🏼 this close to shouting hate crimes into the mic
- George Planning to do an album while preserving The Beatles
- Billy so excited over “I Had A Dream” to the tune of She’s So Heavy
- Paul😬 “Two Of Us” John👹
- Ringo doesn’t shower :( disappointing Ringo
- John: the smelly one Paul: the depressed one George: the clean one Ringo: the drummer (also greasy)
- seeing them actually set the concert up is so cool
- YEAAHHHHH HERE WE GO
- I would’ve hated to be someone who never got to higher ground to see the performance or heard of it too late or something
- you can see the girls running to find somewhere to watch
- they played it more than once???
- I don’t blame Mo for gettin some of that Harryson 🤤
- what I would give to be able to watch that live
- people didn’t even know where they were and they weren’t even entirely sure it was the Beatles they’re all so hesitant to say “it’s the Beatles right? Is it the Beatles?”
- I didn’t notice John’s sideboards until now, were they always that prominent?
- THE ONE GUY TELLING THE POLICE UGH WHAT AN ASS
- THE COPS WERE STANDING THERE LISTENING TOO
- 30 people complained???? EVERYONE ELSE WAS SO EXCITED!!!
- all of Paul’s worries have melted away and for a brief moment the Beatles are BACK BABEY
- the way they’re messing with that cop so much
- One After 909 deserved the live performance, how far that song has come
- THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER DURING THIS SONG BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW FAR THEY’VE COME
- they remember sitting as kids and writing and playing that it’s so special
- John is a great performer. He just pops off as soon as it’s a real performance and he knows it and he’s feeling it
- I LOVE THE CROWD INTERVIEWS
- I would love to see George sing but he probably didn’t want to
- uh oh here come the coppers
- imagine if he’s actually a super fan
- uh oh sgt. Peppermint has arrived
- LMAO GEORGE JUST TURNS IT BACK ON
- I hope those polices had a bad Christmas
- LMAO I LOVE PAUL FOR BEING SASSY ABOUT THE POLICE WHILE PERFORMING
- George laughing at John’s gibberish gives me life
- they’re burning incense in the room that’s so cute
- yoko is pretty
- “good night Paul” “say goodnight John” “goodnight Paul” “goodnight John” 🥰🥰
- am I the only one who prefers long and winding road un-orchestrated? I love the naked version way better
- “what the shit’n hell is goin on here???”
- “I think that was rather grand!”
YAAAAAAAYYYY 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
After attending The Eras Tour tonight, I’ve learned that Taylor doesn’t play the surprise songs that you WANT to hear. She plays the ones you NEED to hear. Thank you Tay Tay ❤️
Paul, looking at John: Gee I sure wish SOMEBODY besides me would start CONTRIBUTING to this PROJECT
George: I had an idea actually—
Paul, staring at John harder: Because NOBODY is helping me AT ALL
my little mclennon heart 🥺❤️
I’m back after months thanks to Paul that give us this moment…for all of us I think John was really beside him
AH! Thanks @macca-is-art that give me her support for finish it
my first digital art you guys 😌 how did i do
i made this because i might use it to quit my job
he is butiful to me
I can’t believe how stupid some people actually are when they go into a posts comments like “the moon isn’t even blue” acting like they did something.
This is what happens when you collectively start ghosting girls who ask for your birth time