He Was So Babygirl In This Film

He broke up with me after getting me a plan b boys ain’t shit

Clocked

You ever talk to a man and am like - I’m just to young and cool for this?

I can't do this anymore I hate this

I just accidentally super swiped a crazy conservative I was inspecting his page and I don’t know I like didn’t realize where the fucking super swipe thing was and I like went to go scroll and oh my god 

AHHHHHHH YALL AINT NO WAY HE HAS A TRUMP 2024 TAPESTRY ON THE WALLL!!!!! Reframed every interaction we have ever had so many things make sense and the spell has been broken I am no longer dick sick I just simply have the ick

Is hard posting someone you’ve been seeing irl for 2 weeks normal?

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

I just came to the greatest realization ever - the only reason I was into the marine was because it was my first rebound that made me feel safe after Jake like that’s crazy - also also also the only reason I stayed liking the marine no matter all of the red flags was because I think I like masculine men, but I think I want a masculine man who can communicate and put down some walls - and I fear while he was gone I made him my “one day” and that’s fucking disgusting and I should be ashamed like we fucked yesterday and it was good but not as good as before although I had a good time fucking with him it wasn’t mine blowing like it was before like the only thing holding me there is he’s a little interesting. We have a interesting chemistry but I want him and he low-key just wants to fuck me and it’s straight up is going nowhere so that’s so funny so I need a new rebound. Someone hotter 

I hate situationship 1 so much

I liked them but I am so silly and so wrong

There is a bunch of people fighting outside and I’m way more interested in that then finishing this post