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cat!zai being the cat that's a menace, but at the same time he's clingy and refuses to leave Chuuya alone so much that he hops into one of Chuuya's coat pockets and gets to tag along when Chuuya goes to the pm headquarters
Chuuya doesn't realize Dazai's been with him the whole time because he never noticed the extra weight in his coat until Chuuya's in a meeting, he has his coat hanging over his chair, and Dazai's head slowly pops out of it to look around. Dazai gets lured out by the smell of baked goods, but the meeting's interrupted when Mori turns to look at Chuuya, confused
Mori: "Is that a...cat? I didn't know you were bringing a guest with you, today."
And Mori gestures to Dazai, who's nearly made his way onto the table with a paw out to Chuuya's plate that has a pastry on it, and it startles Chuuya for a moment
But the meeting's important, so Chuuya's forced to hold Dazai in his lap and give him pets occasionally to keep him from getting antsy, but Dazai eventually calms down and curls up
may i have this dance?
Chuuya and corruption and yadadadada it's not the best but I triedddd
Tsk tsk all cat parents know this already Dazai
(i laugh on the inside sadly because i didn't know)
fic where atsushi starts acting really cold to dazai and dazai is like so confused
especially since one day atsushi will be cold and the next he'll be normal
until one day, he's sadly walking to office, after freshly eating an orange from the new store that opened up in between the dorms and the ada building, that he impulsively bought in bulk from chuuya's credit card
that it occurs to him that cats dont like citrus smells
Cover parody of "Go for if, Nakamura"
I can just imagine either Dazai or Ranpo cackling on the floor after that😂😂
Dazai: I think this outfit makes me look older :D
Kyouka: But you're already old.
Dazai: EXCUSE ME, WHAT?
This turned from "hey, let's chat!" To "what is the meaning of life?"
I’m bored as hell, and in an rp mood. Does anyone wanna do a BSD rp with me? In a trans masc Chūya x Dazai mood, but can be anything, really. I’m just bored lol
I’m fine with mature or not, don’t worry, I’m over the legal age for my country. Which is scary for me, actually. I don’t feel my age ðŸ˜
What happened to the time??
tiptoe through the tulips, with me