Ah Yes I Understand Now Thank You

for the holiday exchange

coming on tumblr when ao3 is down is like when the internet goes out and you walk out of your room, seeing if everyone else is affected.

Chuuya: There’s no way that’s real.

Adam: I’m afraid it is.

Chuuya:…Shirase!

Shirase: What’s up?

Chuuya: When you were in England did an alarm go off to tell you it was tea time?

Adam catches Shirase’s eye from behind Chuuya and nods his head.

Shirase: Oh the tea alarm. Yeah it was weird but eh you get used to it.

Chuuya: You guys never see eye to eye but now you wanna work together? There’s no tea alarm!

Shirase: Hey man believe what you want but that thing is real and kept waking me up in the middle of the night.

Adam: Speaking of…the alarm is blaring.

Chuuya: Even if there was one, which there isn’t you’re in Japan.

Adam: And normally that would exempt me from such a thing but as a superior robot I can be notified when the alarm is going off.

Chuuya: Yeah? Well good luck we don’t have any-

Adam holds up a tea cup.

Chuuya:…tea. Where did you get that?!

Adam: Naturally I am always prepared for such occasions as I am often abroad.

Chuuya: I hate both of you.

Crack concept: When Atsushi got cut in half part of him remained in the airport and just grows into another Atsushi.

Akutugawa’s just staring in disbelief and Fyodor’s completely losing his cool because you’re supposed to be dead!

And Atsushi 2.0 is just like man you tried to kill my partner and won’t give me shoes? Rude.

Atsushi the original stands in the 4th dimension missing half his body like well that’s inconvenient.

😦

Maria and Shadow but swap them 🔄

the boss and his two (2) "friends"

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I'm honestly loosing brancells

not a request, but have you seen those videos of wringing ferrets out after a bath? i like to compare them with kunikida fetching dazai out of a river for the nth time that week

(this was mostly in response to this https://www.tumblr.com/candiedfright/748648952694472704/black-void-cat-dazai-or-brown-wet-pathetic-cat?source=share )

he just wants some fresh food okay

oh to pet chuuya's hair on a tuesday night