I'm New To This Blog, What's Dream Lamb And Dream Narinder?? They're Cool But I Do Not Understand I Wish

made a dry point print of rw's official art piece. noice

og image:

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

more mafia au stuff cause the brainrot's getting me(spoilers for chapter 2)

#hooting like a rabit chimp over here

What if there's a Player 3 in COTL and they're a Sheep and the "Light Reflection" of Lamb? Sheep would probably be Lamb's "7 Heavenly Virtues" while Goat are Lamb's "7 Deadly Sins".

(btw, am tired and I drew this late at night)

Compilation of all my Lambniversary prompts! HAPPY 1YR ANNIVERSARY, CULT OF THE LAMB!!!

all unique captions and timelapse vids on my Twitter btw hehe

my favourite area :]

thought of making this as a private post but. Yeah I made this public

What if. Aroace Sleepground

Sorry for double posting but APPARENTLY those commission scammers have showed up on Tumblr at least for the first time for me.

For those who don’t know what I am talking about, there were/are commission scams going on in Instagram and even places like Artstation where people would pretend to be interested in your work and try to commission a pet or portrait for the sake of trying to get your bank details. Here’s how to (somewhat) sniff them out:

1- They don’t seem to be an average customer/ person that would be involved in your fandom, or has a blank template for an account or don’t even follow you.

2- They ask you to draw a portrait or a pet picture either for themselves or their children/family.

3- They promise to overpay you (in the hundreds) and do not listen to you even if you firmly state the price is cheaper.

4- They are constantly asking for your email name, or private details regarding things like banking details or passwords or other private information others should not know.

5- They try and over reassure you they mean no harm, try to guilt you into giving them the info, or become aggressive over you not giving them what they want.

What should you do if you come across one of these guys? My best advice is to block and report. Sadly these people jump account to account so there isn’t really much to do other than spread this info to prevent artists from being scammed.

some HK doodles from last year

(just found them while scrolling on my phone's gallery)

Another round of incorrect quotes about the bishops

Once again, I am using my headcanons in this.

Shamura, showing the picture of another god they have to kill: and this is our next objective.

Kallamar: I could take them.

Shamura: I do not doubt your abilities in combat but I do not think you could beat them in a fight.

Kallamar: a fight...? Yeah, no, I could never beat them in a duel.

Shamura: then what were you talking about?

Kallamar:

Shamura: what were you talking about

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Leshy: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Narinder, walking in the room with the biggest tome about necromancy you can imagine: You know what I’ve realized?

Heket: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Narinder: Nice try, anyways-

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Basically their last discussion before Narinder got chained:

Shamura: What is wrong with you?

Narinder: Many, many things...

Narinder: And most of them are your fucking fault.

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Shamura, newly crowned and on their way to kill their first god: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Narinder, four years old: I want to grow up to be like Shamura!

Kallamar, already done with everything: that's called developing a socipathic disorder.

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Leshy: Heyyy Narinder, how’s your… drink??

Narinder: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

Leshy: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

Narinder: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

Narinder:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

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Heket: I typed "whiny bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Kallamar:

Heket: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Leshy: Cronch.

Leshy: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Shamura: No, don’t—

Leshy: Too late.

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Shamura: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you we're in a fucking war.

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Leshy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Narinder: I only like dark humor.

Leshy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Narinder:

Leshy: An IMPASTA!

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Leshy, first time visiting a zoo: What are they in for?

Shamura: Leshy, this isn't prison.

Leshy: So they can leave?

Shamura: No, but-

Leshy, pointing at a bird: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Shamura: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Kallamar: Narinder, probably.

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Leshy: Hey, Heket, where are you going?

Heket: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Heket: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s. Do you want an happy meal?