*the Boys Are Back In Town Starts Playing* This Was So Much Fun To Make.

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

[image descriptions part 1:

ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

part two will be in the reblog!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (text source: ghostbud, charlesoberonn, and rychu2 on tumblr)

It’s good that they can look on the bright side, I suppose.

(text source: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag on tumblr)

[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.

[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.

text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]

pictures taken moments before disaster

kat

Happy birthday angy dude!

I love their colorful toe beans! and how the bi and pan ones are snuggling! the intersex one looks like a Pokémon!

Some pride cats designed for a patreon pattern. They're napping.

oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol

[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]

you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!

[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]

You did it! And yes of course you get a cookie, as promised!

I made them with my mom! We used Martha Stewart's recipe for "old fashioned sugar cookies". It says "well done" if you can't tell. That stuff is pretty hard to write with! We even ate it for you!

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]