All The Top Atla Fics On Ao3 Are Either Gen Or Zukka. We Won.

I copy-pasted the first 15 chapters of My Immortal into it, and I urge everyone to do the same. Hope you’re proud of me op

Since "JK Rowling is using Harry Potter profits to fund her anti-trans agenda" still seems too esoteric for some of you, maybe it'll help if you have a concrete example:

She's now operating a "Women's Fund" to provide legal defense for transphobes who believe they've lost opportunities to trans women or because they won't admit that trans women are women.

I'm reticent to link to it but I guess if I do I can't like, STOP you from flooding the applications with nonsense. So. Do with this as you will.

And stop fuckin supporting Harry Potter, jesus christ.

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It may just be the Star Trek brainrot but is this a pon farr reference?

OBSESSED with the youtube user who called me mx. trap house when I commented on sm

What if instead of mouthwashing it was called j*mmymurdering and instead of finding mouthwash they found hammers and beat j*mmy to death with them? What then?

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

Hey does anyone want to be friends?

btw I hate character ai for all the AI reasons but I do also think you should hate character.ai for hijacking the social rewards system of a million teenager's brains. that shit is poison and im not exaggerating

Sorry for no Mouthwashing yesterday, my fuckstick sister got her wisdom teeth out and was asking me to do a ton of stuff for her

Santos and Whitaker are a found-family match made in heaven for real. Pathetic Harmless Rat Boy and his Scary Mean Lesbian Guard Dog. Santos half-heartedly threatening him with her knowing krav maga and Whitaker just being like “golly gee Mr. Krav Maga sure does sound like a neat fellow.” I need a spinoff sitcom of all their roommate shenanigans ASAP

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