I Copy-pasted The First 15 Chapters Of My Immortal Into It, And I Urge Everyone To Do The Same. Hope

Y’all it has been cloudy for three fucking weeks. I feel like I still live in the goddamn uk

Trump x musk toxic yaoi divorce 😔

I don’t remember which one it was but there was a fic in which Swansea called sweet home jalabama horse fucker, and that was great

Tried hot Cheetos for the first time

:/

Patiently awaiting the next taob update… until then, have a meme

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

I’m back, several weeks late, holding my barely canonical memes

Sorry for no Mouthwashing yesterday, my fuckstick sister got her wisdom teeth out and was asking me to do a ton of stuff for her

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Bless whoever made gnomesuke. May your pillow be cold and your wifi fast