Tried Hot Cheetos For The First Time

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

Considered making an Elvis gimmick blog. Came to my senses and continued making gay lizard rings. The nightly activities of your average teen.

Ik that they’re bad and use ai and shit but I have a 700 day streak. Also I’m learning Norwegian and there aren’t many other resources available online.

ON MY DASH IN THE BIG 2025???

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Santos and Whitaker are a found-family match made in heaven for real. Pathetic Harmless Rat Boy and his Scary Mean Lesbian Guard Dog. Santos half-heartedly threatening him with her knowing krav maga and Whitaker just being like “golly gee Mr. Krav Maga sure does sound like a neat fellow.” I need a spinoff sitcom of all their roommate shenanigans ASAP

Who up boiling they one rn?

RIP Anne Burrell

Your dumb fucking cooking show raised me more than my parents ever did

Yeah I’m bored of this blog, think I’ll delete once I figure out how. Bye y’all, if I make a new one I’ll say so on @some-dipshit