Mood

Ughhhhh it’s raining where I live and I have a headache and my fuuckking knee hurts like hell… at least I have among us for dentists

Y’all it has been cloudy for three fucking weeks. I feel like I still live in the goddamn uk

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

Tried hot Cheetos for the first time

:/

RIP Anne Burrell

Your dumb fucking cooking show raised me more than my parents ever did

Can’t believe that I forgot about these pants… especially considering that I had to hem them 14 cm when I bought them

Patiently awaiting the next taob update… until then, have a meme

Hey does anyone want to be friends?

Ik that they’re bad and use ai and shit but I have a 700 day streak. Also I’m learning Norwegian and there aren’t many other resources available online.

Some motivation for the week