@escapedaudios

Hold on pal I've got something for you

Nyeheheheheh2h2h22hHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHHEHE BYEEEEEE

STACY-?!?!?!

... JUST- STACY????

QUEEN???

BUT ALSO JEAN- BABY- THIS AIN'T GONNA END WELL FOR YOU, HUN-

OMG SHE'S AMAZING-

I can't even be jealous, she's a freaking icon-

Ok, the way I was laughing, gasping, and clutching my pearls throughout this entire series jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez...

"YOU'RE NOT GIFTED AND YOU'RE NOT A CHILD! YOU'RE THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD!"

I'm so grateful I dropped my accounting minor hahaaa (what the actual heck just happened to me-)

Possible predictions for the Xanthus and Dontis storylines-

(don't let the first one come true, I'm begging-)

If we get a new Xanthus episode first: Dontis is probably going to die. Most likely sacrificing himself so Xanthus and Love can get away.

However, Hunter will be getting all of his money and property hahaaaaaaaaa *heart-wrenching sobs*

If we get a new Dontis episode first: Most likely going to be another flashback and not in the current timeline

Possibly get to see the interaction between him and Hunter's father?

Chapter 3:

DYING AT BYRON'S SPANISH BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE'S MORE CONFIDENT THAN I AM-

It's ok, Fletcher, I can't dance either, we can just sit hereeeeee NO CAP COME ON-

Y'ALL DID NOT JUST DO THAT TO MY BOI FLETCHER HOW DARE YOU-

Oh hang on now, Blind Simon... *goes looking for art* OH HANG ON, NOW-

*grabs headphones and crochet project*

“Man, thank goodness I don’t have to worry about any of Escaped’s series for a bit, I can focus on other things-”

“… can’t stand none of y’all.”

Okay I've readjusted my rankings:

Made me tear up and take some deep breaths: ZsakuVA, Nora ASMR

Made me ugly sob for two or more minutes: Escaped Audios, Scythe Audio, Good Boy Audios

The comfort VAs: Mage Bunkshelf, Capital M Audios, Fern VA, Obsidian Lantern

However I think Mage has the power to leave the comfort ranking and quickly join one of the other two categories- they have power, I can sense it-

Final conclusion, be wary of anyone with "audio" in their username-

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

Omg yes that was so freaking cuteeeee aaaaaaaa... and when his mom and sis came in to say happy birthday on a later stream, AUGH that was so cute >/////<

Favorite Saku stream quirks:

Fluff? Who needs fluff, no we're here for the ANGST AND CRUMPET TEARS-

He's one of the Dunedain, praise, now I need to make an LOTR scarf too-

"'Are you British?' No I'm Australian, I've been lying to you this whole time."

"Aadsfljdfsl ENGLISH, I can't English today-" (when he misspeaks)

"B L E H -" (same as last one)

Him and Oxytocin going back and forth over Yandere Boy (I get into fandoms too freaking late, man)

"Oh Kimahri's meowing! Wassup!"

Reminding everyone to hydrate (thank you, because I don't drink ever)

"Omigosh, what are you doing, cat- hold one second- Kimahri, get off, PLEASE- GET THAT- come on, come on- move- bloody hell-"

"The American accent SUCKS- like your r's- ugh-" (my apologies sir ;-; XD)

..................

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEATLEY JUST GETS YEETED INTO SPACE-

It's me... right before you...

Finished the angst guantlet, made fanart to make myself feel better.

(I did NOT get Fletcher right lmaooooo I tried man- still like it though.)

Bonus dooble: me after finishing Chronus Seven (CURSE YOU ESCAPED)

No but uh, much love, thank you so much, your work is incredible and I very much enjoyed it. Aaaaaaaand I think I will be watching the Matador Gothic one AFTER my break from your angst...

Also working on a dooble for one of Scythe's series- I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE A DEMON CAT, THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT FOR MY SONA-

-🖤🐈‍⬛