When Your Favourite Fanfic Has Been Updated.

IKEA shenanigans

#1

Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me

Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here

#2

Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that

Person B: p l e a s e s t o p

#3

Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms

Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC

#4

Person A: *staring at all the desks*

Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?

Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-

Person B: *kicks them in the shin*

that was officially the most sexual video of 2016. "dad",,

“teach me dad”“ohhhh baby”“now i’m horny”“lick it phil give the people what they want”“look at those hard balls”“get that naughty ball covered in chocolate”“i want your ass”“i’m actually having an orgasm”“i would eat me any day of the week”

A Perfect Schedule ☀️ #summerinflorida

tempting as it is, i really need to sleep but maybe i can read one more chapter

me reading fanfics and books and mangas (via aikafuwaa)

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS