#1
Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
#2
Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
#3
Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
#4
Person A: *staring at all the desks*
Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”
They’re so talented!
I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
Dan and I are releasing a photo book later this year to commemorate our adventure around the world! ‘Dan and Phil Go Outside’ 👦🏻👦🏻🌲 http://danandphilgooutside.com
having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
do you ever just think of a really good au and think “imma draw that” but realize that you can’t draw? yeah me too
This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍
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