Sengoku: Garp, Your Gene Pool Is Fucking Everything Up. Again.

Fox: You say “please” and “thank you” in front of the shinies all the time and they never repeat it.

Fox: But when you say “fuck” or “I want to murder the Chancellor” ONCE—

Tonight I dressed as Anakin.

Coincidentally I also held a child tonight.

And in my head all I could think was

“This is probably the most positive interaction Anakin will ever have with a child.”

I have 3 tests and 4 assignments this week and I am currently writing a 9 part angsty fanfiction on Commander fox.

So clearly I have my priorities straight.

Rise fans, reblog this and put in the tags what position you are in your family (oldest, middle, youngest, only child) and who your favorite turtle is. I'm curious if there's a trend.

Some cute/weird/alien adjacent headcanons I have for Martian Manhunter, bc I love him:

- He genuinely feels so short in his humanoid form. He usually a stagger 14’0 but now he’s only 6’5 :(

- Mars is really cold so a mission to the arctic is summer vacay for him. He will feign being cold if only in solidarity with his teammates

- Martians have fur because more desolate areas of mars are cold and dusty.

- Will 100% make up shit about Martian civilization/physiology etc. What’s the league gonna do? Prove him wrong?

- related to above but J’onn is weird by martian standards.

- In some iterations martian copulation is a fucking weird mind meld glob thing so it is 100% fair to say that J’onn carried and birthed his daughter.

- Pretty much established but j’onn has a thing for fire & green. If someone fills one or forbid both of those qualities then he’s on that ass.

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Bonus convo I had w/ a friend

hello there! how about codywan's mad bros – vox, Quinlan and Fox?

vos means fox in dutch, which means that if fox takes quinlans last name when they're married, he'd literally be named 'fox fox'

Floyd:I'm a medium btw lots of fans keep sending me large stuff and i cant wear it cause it's too big

Bruce:I'm an xl lots of fans keep sending me large stuff cause they think that I'm a petite little boy

Floyd:*laughs*

Bruce:when I'm in fact a large fat man

Floyd:*laughs even harder*

Everyone reposting and commenting is proving my point. Welcome to the library bc I am reading y’all like a book.

Choosing your fav Brozone member is like choosing your fav tmnt, in that whoever you choose tells me everything I need to know about you; your birth order, personality, sexuality, social security number, and gender.

Zoro is definitely gonna end up one of the shortest members of the crew

Zoro is 5’11 at 21

Jinbe, Brook, Franky and Robin are already taller.

Luffy has those tall ass Monkey D genetics.

Similarly Sanji’s and Ussop’s sperm donors are tall af.

Chopper’s short rn but he’s young and a reindeer, based on his points I think he’s has a few ft to grow.

I don’t think Nami will get any taller (but it would be cool).

There’s not much on Zoro’s family but great grandfather ryuma is only 6’0.