This Is One Of Blitzo's Guns And You Can't Convince Me Otherwise.

What the fuck are you gonna eat!?!? CARDBOARD??????

facebook really wants to deal me psychic damage. why are you recommending this to me. why do I have to see someone doing this to themselves and their life because they want to be skinny. why

this sounds utterly utterly hopeless and heartbreaking

Get his ass.

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

Thats the fucking cheshire cat.

Pauling:Road trip commandment 1# shut the hell up,2# there's nothing i can do about the sun,3#there are no more jolly ranchers there all gone,4# when we pass a billboard please don't read it out loud.

Scout:Oooh,look at that danny gans entertainer of the year!

Pauling: WHAT DID I SAY

New video! Gas station privileges!

That is a truffula tree

i cherish my native plants.....but sometimes i get jealous of other plants

The dragon in the second pic is me going to the fridge for shredded cheese at 3 am.

That's a, uh, interesting choice for a dragon? (I swear this isn't a creationist book!)

Illustration by Nadir Quinto for The Lady and the Dragon in My Favourite Book of Bedtime Stories (1986).

This genuinely sounds like a good audiobook i'll go check it out.

Drawing For Nothing is out!

Forgot to announce this here but the first ten chapters for Drawing For Nothing have been released! For those who missed the last post, this is a free, digital art book for animated films that were either canceled or bombed due to complicated issues.

https://www.drawingfornothing.com/

More chapters are to come. A few highlights in the next installation will be My Peoples and Larrikins.

Also, if anyone wants to help research, feel free to send a DM! We're also working on a new cover that will feature custom artwork of various characters from these movies. If you think you got what it takes to draw in the style of another artist, we would appreciate the help!

Still not my birthday

today is not my birthday

Welp now i'm a dragon rider...time to move to berk i guess...

The cake may have been a lie but the insult was not-(Glados probably)