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Get his ass.

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

I hope AI explodes.

Reblog to kill it faster

That god damn insidious dragon.

Panic! At the dragon. The red section title above this image reads: "On the birth of elephants - an elephant gives birth in water because of the insidious dragon." Contents: bestiary (book of beasts) Materials: parchment, ink, and paint Date: c. 1236-1250 Origin: Made for Dominican Friars, somwhere in England Now London, British Library, Harley MS 3244, f. 39v

It is 5 in the morning for me rn and i found this in my feed. lol what.

LMAOOOOOO

Yall are so rude to him

Baby pelican👎

Burn Baby Burn!

they sound like little shits who would look you in the eye as they steal something and run the other way.

Rancid little beast dragons

Thats the fucking cheshire cat.

THAT'S SO SWEET AAAAAAAAAAAA IM DYING I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

A very specific idea/scenario I have about Alastor's sleeping habits

He barely even sleeps in the first place. He sleeps like only a few hours a week, in one go. He locks himself up in his room once a week, sleeps for 4 hours straight and that's it. And since he doesn't sleep much, each time he does he falls into a deep slumber and it's absolutely impossible to wake him up he's straight up passed out until he gets fully recharged.

He does this because the idea of being in a vulnerable position where anyone could do anything to him while he's completely defenseless is too unsettling for him, so he sleeps as little as he can and always makes sure he's locked up first, away from everyone else's eyes.

HOWEVER, one time he's playing cards with the rest of the hotel, and because he got unconsciously so comfortable around them, he accidently falls asleep on the couch during the game. Everyone is shocked because they didn't even know he actually needed to sleep (they always hear him walk around the hotel humming at night like an absolute creep so they just all collectively assumed he didn't need to sleep).

Charlie panicks a little because nothing seems to wake him up, but he's still breathing and seems fine, eventually they all just let him sleep there and keep on going with their card games since the noise doesn't seem to bother him. Charlie even put a blanket on him, and Angel initially wants to draw something on his face as a prank but in the end everyone agrees not to try anything like this, because who knows how the radio demon would react,,, could be dangerous.

A few hours later Alastor finally wakes up, immediately understands what happened and plays it cool like "Oh dear, looks like I passed out, too bad I couldn't finish the game :) oopsie" but internally he's SCREAMING

EDIT: greykolla was faster than me and made a comic about it it's so so good 😭 crying

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My good sir that is a bridge,a set of gears,and whatever the fuck melmetal and magneton are.

my horny ass could never play a pokemon game 💀💀💀