Normal And Reasonable Flirting

asking some real questions

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

Sebastian finds his birth certificate and it says Eustace Winner and he starts crying

theyre beauty theyre grace

[ID1: A two-panel comic with flat color characters on a yellow-to-pink gradient background. It features Kay Faraday and Ema Skye from Ace Attorney, with Ema’s older design and the artist’s version of an older design for Kay. In the first panel, Kay is slightly in the background of Ema, leaning forward on a red motorcycle. She beeps the horn, grinning as she says, “(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey (smirking emoji) wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall” (screenshot of tumblr user memorycycle). Ema looks over at her with open-mouthed incredulity, expression baffled. In the second panel, Ema says, “Um no not r- oh ok. that was actually kindof hot,” (reply from tumblr user tumbwr) interrupted partway through with a CRASH speech bubble. Action lines indicate an incident out-of-frame. Ema’s expression is still confused and concerned, but she is blushing. ID2: A one-panel comic with flat color characters on an orange gradient background. It features Kay and Ema from Ace Attorney, with Ema’s older design and the artist’s version of an older design for Kay. Kay is clenching both fists in front of her chest, eyes squeezed shut with frustration as she says, “stop asking me if my wife is single you guys KNOW i have a crush on her” (tumblr user vonkarn). She is blushing. In the background, ignorant of Kay’s strife, Ema is attempting to pour a bag of snacks directly into her open mouth. /End ID]

drawn in a frantic rush to clear out all of my saved prompts before i had to pack up my whole apartment to move. didnt work btw i still had some left over

(ID 1: A two-panel comic with cartoon characters colored in white on a lilac background, featuring Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney.

Panel 1- Phoenix, shown from the chest up looking tired and scrambled/fearful, says, “I could get killed.” Maya, next to him, says “Oh no!” She looks concerned.

Panel 2- Phoenix, now stroking his chin with an expression of concerned irritation, says, “Or even worse, Edgeworth could give me a lecture on responsibility again.” From off-panel, Maya says “Nick pls.” End ID)

(ID 2: A one-panel comic with cartoon characters colored in white on a hot pink background, featuring Phoenix and Edgeworth from Ace Attorney. They are shown from the waist up. Edgeworth has grabbed Phoenix by the lapels and is glowering at him, saying a screenshot of tumblr user wizard-email’s text post that reads “god that’s pathetic. do you want to kiss ?” Phoenix looks confused and is sweating nervously but smiling, his hands raised placatingly at his shoulders. A swooping dark-pink heart is drawn across the background behind them. End ID)

it’s foolproof!

[ID1: A one-panel comic featuring white characters on a gray-to-blue gradient background, with light blue shading. It depicts Apollo Justice and Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. Apollo is hunched over a legal bench, expression frustrated and forearms braced against the wood. He glares over at Clay as he says through gritted teeth, “Me as a lawyer: ‘now why the fúck would my client do that’.” (screenshot of twitter user Str0ka) Clay is behind the witness stand. He pokes his pointer fingers together in front of himself, sticking his tongue out in a smiling expression with closed eyes. He is blushing slightly and going “hehe.” ID2: A one-panel comic featuring Clay Terran from Ace Attorney, colored with flats on a bright blue gradient background. He is wearing his astronaut suit without the helmet. He grins proudly and gestures with one hand, the Hat-1 capsule under his other arm. Sparkles are next to his face. He announces, “My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that ‘I’m young, I’m fantastic, and I’m never gonna die’. This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I’ll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way.” (screenshot of tumblr user teaboot) /End ID]

no no lets hear her out

a conversation in europe

hoes mad blackquills thrive